Posts

Bah Humbug Virus Spreads
,

More Signs of the Bah Humbug Virus

Wow. Not a lot of good news to report here today. Elves are dropping like flies. Over at Santa’s workshop I saw Elf Bernard send 27 elves home early yesterday. He walks around the workshop passing out orange juice and taking temperatures.…
Mrs. Claus Consults with Doctors
, ,

Mrs. Claus to Visit with Top Medical Experts

Uh-oh. Lab results at the North Pole Medical Center showed a 92% chance that the terrible Bah Humbug virus has returned. A meeting was held, with Santa calling in, and it was decided that Mrs. Claus would leave the North Pole to consult…
Bah Humbug Virus
,

Fears of the Bah Humbug Virus Strike the North Pole

Hey everyone! It seems there is more to the story we talked about yesterday from the North Pole Medical Center. I received a call later yesterday from Elf Mari, a nurse who works in the lab there at the Med Center, and she told me elves…
, , ,

Reindeer Go Into Isolation

Greetings, all! Elf Victor has informed me that he has isolated Santa’s top teams of reindeer in the wake of the Bah Humbug virus scare. No actual incidents involving the virus have been reported among the reindeer but Elf Victor says…
, ,

Worries Grow About Sick Elves

Hi everyone! A big scare going on here today at the North Pole – elves are lined up by the hundreds at the North Pole Medical Center to get shots for the Bah Humbug Bug. As we told you days ago Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock promised to call…
, ,

Fears of the Bah Humbug Virus Grow

Howdy! I came into my office this morning and noticed several elves were not here as usual. Someone told me they headed over to the North Pole Medical Center. I called over to Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock. Any time people are missing from…