Tracking Center Declares Breaking News Soon

The Tracking Center over at North Pole Command has indicated that there will soon be breaking news to report. I don’t have any details yet but perhaps this will explain the mystery of all the missing reindeer. And the missing Elf Victor. And the missing Elf Quinton. I can’t wait to find out what those guys are up to.

Meanwhile, snow continues to fall at a heavy rate here at the North Pole. The power has remained on and all departments are hard at work at this hour.

We will keep you posted.

— Elf Ernest

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