Argentina Reports a Merry Christmas!

updateSanta is back at record setting speed levels! He has moved back to South America where he has visited the cities of La Paz, Cordoba, and Buenos Aires recently. He is moving at a breathtaking pace. I hope all you remaining kids are in bed!

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 97334 mph
Reindeer Status: Great!
Latest Secret Spy Reports:
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Honolulu, Anchorage, Nome, Barrow
Where it is Christmas morning now: La Paz, Cordoba, Buenos Aires, Havana, San Juan, Port-Au-Prince

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All Pacific Time Zone Areas

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