India Reports Santa in the Skies

updateCalcutta is reporting Santa’s visit at this hour. In fact, we’re receiving reports of sleigh sightings all over India.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down…
Sleigh Status: 12458 mph
Reindeer Status: Good
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Severe weather reported all over the US Southeast and deep south…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Greenland
Where it is Christmas morning now: Calcutta, Sri Lanka, Mongolia, Shanghai, Beijing, Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur, Hong Kong, Jakarta

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Belgium
Finland
Ukraine
Jordan
Syria

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