Indonesia Islands Reports a Merry Christmas

updateSanta is moving very, very quickly. More reports are coming out of Australia — Hobart and Darwin have reported. So too has Perth. Santa has worked his way back North to the East China Sea.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 15244 mph
Reindeer Status: Outstanding
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Roof damage reported in Moscow; rain and snow reported in Eastern Oregon; construction obstructions reported in Brussels…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Lisbon
Where it is Christmas morning now: Darwin, Hobart, Tokyo, Guam, Vladivostok, Sydney, Brisbane

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Afghanistan
Pakistan
All of Asia

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