Santa Moves Up South American West Coast

updateSanta has passed through Puerto Toro, Santiago and Lima in the past little while. North America is primed to be blitzed by Santa’s sleigh.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 97334 mph
Reindeer Status: Great!
Latest Secret Spy Reports:
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Honolulu, Anchorage, Nome, Barrow
Where it is Christmas morning now: La Paz, Cordoba, Buenos Aires, Havana, San Juan, Port-Au-Prince

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All Pacific Time Zone Areas

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