Santa in Tuvalu

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Another tropical paradise is enjoying a Merry Christmas at this hour. The island of Tuvalu is reporting that Santa has been there.

We are hearing rumors that Elf Quinton and his team at the Research and Development Department are holding a little bit of a party in their offices at the North Pole. The successful launch and operation of Jingle Bell 1 and Santa’s sleigh represents a banner year for Quinton and his team. Elf Quinton is reportedly “over the top” in his relief about Santa’s sleigh. Evidently he had big reservations about how a sleigh so large would hold together on Santa’s flight but several test flights and now several hours into the operation it appears everything is just fine with the sleigh.

Elf Ernest

Coming up next: Are all these sleighs decoys?
Hang-Your-Stockings Reminders: All of Asia
Active Bedtime Warnings: Pacific Islands

Listen to Elf Lorraine, a spotter working in Italy, report:

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