Santa Works the Heart of Asia

Santa has returned to rural areas of Siberia in the past few minutes. He is covering ground quickly. We are getting reports from the Russian city of Omsk that Santa has been there.

The Tracking Center is warning that Santa will need to slow down but data coming from the sleigh is relentless. New bedtime warning are coming out almost as fast as I type this. Santa can slow down, in fact, he’s being advised by Elf Billy and others in the Tracking Department to take about an hour’s break somewhere in his travels. We’ll see if he does that.

— Elf Ernest

Bedtime Warnings: Jerusalem, Cairo

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