Santa returned to the North, having nothing to do he says, until more kids are asleep in South America. He sneaked in the back door, walked into the kitchen where Mrs. Claus was frosting cookies and said “Hello, Honey, what’s for dinner?” surprising Mrs. Claus and making her jump about three feet in the air at the sound of his voice. Santa will no doubt be airborne again soon.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 0 mph
Reindeer Status: Fantastic
Latest Secret Spy Reports: All clear reported in San Angelo, Texas; new cell towers reported in Thorton, Colorado; flares reported shot in Grand Turk….
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: No new deliveries to report.
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All of Eastern Canada, USA, Caribbean Sea, Brazil, Venezuela