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Iraq Says Santa is There
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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Santa is moving fast through Iraq. Meanwhile, a live report of the data center troubles at the North Pole.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued>
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Finland, Congo, Greece, Croatia

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Pleased with Santa trackers everywhere tonight
Sleigh: Outstanding
Reindeer: Wanting to move faster
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: A kidnap rumor has come out of Texas

Merry Christmas

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