Iraq Says Santa is There
News Recap: Santa is moving fast through Iraq. Meanwhile, a live report of the data center troubles at the North Pole.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued>
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Finland, Congo, Greece, Croatia
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Pleased with Santa trackers everywhere tonight
– Sleigh: Outstanding
– Reindeer: Wanting to move faster
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: A kidnap rumor has come out of Texas
