Japan Welcomes Santa with Alarms
News Recap: Santa is now in Japan and alarms are going off in Tokyo. We don’t know if that is to tell people Santa is there or to welcome Santa to Japan. This is new.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Phillipines, Central China, South East Asia, Singapore, All of Indonesia
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Looking to speed up bedtime advisories. Feels great.
– Sleigh: Excellent
– Reindeer: Feeling fantastic
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Looking in to Phoenix Anti-Christmas gang
