Blizzard Conditions at the North Pole

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Blizzard Conditions at the North Pole

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In a shocking development, it’s snowing at the North Pole. A lot. Like it’s Christmas Eve or something.

Worldwide Status Update
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational
– Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Checking In/Standing By
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Checking In/Standing By
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Checking In/Standing By
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): Checking In/Standing By

North Pole Weather
– Temperature: -28 F
– Forecast: Heavy Snow

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Meeting with children
– Sleigh: Preparing for final test flight
– Reindeer: Resting
– Santa’s Workshop: Hard at work
– North Pole Post Office: Hard at work
– Wrapping Department: Hard at work
– North Pole Security: Hard at work