Entries by Elf Ernest

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2 Months Until Christmas

We are down to just 2 months until Christmas and that makes it prime time here at the North Pole. Well, not really. Prime time is actually what we call Operation Merry Christmas. But we’re really close to that. Everything is really humming here at the North Pole as we work to get everything ready. […]

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Planning for the Elf Parade

The Elf Parade is coming up on Thanksgiving Day here at the North Pole and we are getting a lot of questions about it. Here is a little more that you need to know: The Elf Parade is for elves and by elves. It is held in the morning hours of Thanksgiving Day. Elves come […]

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Test Flight Break for Halloween

The test flights of Santa’s sleigh will enjoy a brief break over Halloween weekend. North Pole Flight Command today made the announcement after information the pilots and reindeer of the news. We have not shared a lot of news of Santa’s sleigh this year so far. But that does not mean there has not been […]

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The North Pole is Hiring and Promoting

The North Pole is hiring and promoting like crazy these days. Santa’s call for 200 million new tracker elves to help track Santa for Santa this year has resulted in an unprecedented season for the Department of Elf Resources. Elf Sandy Claus, head of ER, says the numbers of applications they are handling are massive. […]

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Eggnog Will Not Be in Short Supply

Eggnog will not be in short supply this holiday season at the North Pole despite many rumors to the contrary. Eggnog is a vital commodity in the production of elves at the North Pole and supervisors and elves alike are breathing a sigh of relief at the news. The North Pole produces and stocks a […]

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Workshop Production Picks Up Speed

Santa’s workshop is now working at a frenzied pace as the snow has started to fall at the North Pole. Elves this year are extra determined to work carefully. If you recall from our news coverage from last Christmas Santa’s workshop suffered a major snafu in their inventory systems and they learned only after Santa […]

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Frenzied Response to New North Pole Podcast

The latest episode of the North Pole Podcast has only been online for about 12 hours or so. But the response to it has been robust – even “frenzied” as Elf Hugo in the North Pole Post Office put it. “We are getting busier but this is way early for this kind of mail,” said […]

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Sleigh Upgrade for Elf Crash

A sleigh upgrade for Elf Crash Murphy was ordered by Santa and the engineers have got it up on blocks now, making it all shiny and new. Sleigh news is usually conveyed about Santa’s sleigh. That’s totally fine, it is Santa’s sleigh that is the most important one in the whole fleet. But there are […]

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Donner Has Not Yet Returned to the North Pole

Donner, Santa’s lead reindeer, has not yet returned to the North Pole. For some reason, a lot of people are growing anxious about that. We remind you that ALL the reindeer last year did not return until right around Thanksgiving. So even though most of the reindeer are back early this year there is no […]

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3 Months Until Christmas

Greetings everyone! There are now officially just three months to Christmas and it’s snowing here at the North Pole! That has made things festive and busy indeed around here. While things are going really well with Santa’s sleigh and with the return of the reindeer we do have a few problems to overcome here at […]

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Millions Sign Up As Tracker Elves

Millions have signed up as Tracker Elves to track Santa for Santa this year, according to a new report posted at SantaTrackers.net. Officials at North Pole Flight Command credit a flood of interest from school teachers seeking information from the North Pole. During Christmas in July Santa announced an ambitious goal of 200 million tracker […]