Entries by Elf Ernest

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North Pole Reaches Out to Teachers

The North Pole will be reaching out to teachers this year in an effort to boost recruiting for new elves. Santa announced last week the unprecedented goal of 200 million tracker elves before he takes flight this Christmas. The outreach is part of new efforts to recruit more elves. “We need elves of all ages,” […]

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Five Months Until Christmas

There’s only 5 months until Christmas, folks. Go crazy! We certainly are going crazy here at the North Pole. I cannot begin to tell you what a high gear we are in already. It’s not like the 24th of July – it’s more like the 24th of November. That’s how busy we are. Santa’s big […]

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Santa Stuns the North Pole with Announcement

Santa has had the press conference scheduled for weeks. Speculation has been running rampant that he would announce a new tracker elf recruiting goal for 2021. All of that happened it was no surprise. But the goal he announced has stunned the North Pole. You can listen to the recorded event as it just played […]

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North Pole Celebrates Leon Day

The North Pole celebrates Leon Day today marking the halfway mark to Christmas. Leon, as you know, is noel spelled backwards. That tiny little insignificant fact has unleashed a brutal tradition at the North Pole than tries the patience of nearly anyone trying to get things done. You see, since noel is spelled backwards on […]

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Six Months Until Christmas

Greetings, friends! Today marks the halfway point to Christmas and we could not be more excited. If you’ve been following the news here on SantaUpdate.com the past several weeks you know how busy this year has already been. Santa says this Christmas is a “crucial event of goodwill” for the world this year and he’s […]

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Santa Schedules a Press Conference

North Pole Flight Command and the Office of Santa Claus announce a special press conference Santa will hold as part of the Christmas-in-July celebrations scheduled at the North Pole. The press conference will be held on July 12th at Noon. Details of the press conference purpose will not be released in advanced. Journalists and credentialed […]