Entries by Elf Ernest

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Fiji Reports a Merry Christmas

Fiji is reporting a Merry Christmas at this minute. We’re hearing from cruise ships located in or near Fiji and they are wild with excitement that Santa’s sleigh has landed on-deck on at least one large white vessel with more than 3000 passengers. “Santa remembers everyone,” Elf Billy reminded me. “Even folks on vacation who […]

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Tuvalu Reports Santa

As bedtime warnings come in for the Koreas Santa continues to deliver in the South Pacific at this time. We are receiving happy reports from Tuvalu that Santa has been there, as well as from other islands of the deep South Pacific. Some ships at sea are reporting that Santa can be seen flying high […]

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Auckland Reports a Merry Christmas!

The report we’ve been expecting has come: New Zealand reports a Merry Christmas. Santa started here a while ago but is just now completing his rounds in New Zealand. It is summer time there, it is warm and folks have been staying up late in some parts. So Santa waited a little while to deliver […]

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Christmas Island Reports!

Wow, word coming from Christmas Island, north and west of Australia, indicate that Santa has been there. Santa told us to expect the unexpected and so far his flight pattern this year has been erratic indeed. While the clock may show Christmas morning on Christmas Island technically we were not expecting Santa there so soon […]

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Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas

The city of Apia in American Samoa is sending multiple reports to the North Pole that Santa has been there. Elves working on Santa’s sleigh to install the new radio said Santa was back in the sleigh almost as fast as they got the radio installed and took off in the sky heading west, confirming […]

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Santa Spotted Over the Tasman Sea

Flying low and slow, at least according to one eye witness report, Santa appears to be over the Tasman Sea at this moment. “He’s visiting the ships at sea there, I’m certain” said Elf Billy. “We have indications of fast, brief stops over ocean waters. That can only mean that Santa is seeing sailors who […]