Entries by Elf Ernest

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Big Question: Will North Pole Weather Affect Santa’s Launch?

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Big Question: Will North Pole Weather Affect Santa's Launch?



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Elf Hugo tells me that kids are writing in with worried letters of deep concern for Santa’s launch and whether or not the blizzard at the North Pole will stall things. Let’s talk about that for a minute or two. Yes, the weather outside here is ridiculous. What makes it worse than anything is the […]

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North Korea Protests to the North Pole

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North Korea Protests to the North Pole



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We have received official notice of a protest to the North Pole by the country of North Korea. Officials from that country are very upset and want to speak with Santa. According to reports from the Tracking Center there was what they are calling “an incident” that occurred a short time ago in North Korea. […]

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Christmas Eve Dawns in the South Pacific

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Christmas Eve Dawns in the South Pacific



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It is Christmas Eve day in the deep South Pacific. Someone in that part of the world will see Santa first. We have reporters working in several locations and if you’re listening to Kringle Radio you can hear their live reports to the North Pole newsroom. The sun is up in places like Samoa and […]

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Wrapping Department Falls Behind

As we continue to work the story of this surprise last minute test flight of Santa’s sleigh we have other news from the North Pole to report. We have reached that point of Operation Merry Christmas where the Wrapping Department becomes the final hurdle in getting things ready for Santa’s departure. If the workshop works […]

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Tracking Center Predicts Santa Will Break Speed Records

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Tracking Center Predicts Santa Will Break Speed Records



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Another hour has passed and the Tracking Center remains locked to us. They just released a statement I can share: “The performance of Santa’s Sleigh especially these past few hours suggest that Santa will likely break long-standing speed records in his Christmas flight. The sleigh is performing well and we anticipate a smooth flight for […]

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Is it really a test flight?

News coming from the Tracking Center indicates that Santa just brushed by the capital city of Iran in the last little while. Many people there love Santa but the Iranian military and government does not and many elves here at the North Pole are wondering why Elf Vernon is taking Santa’s latest sleigh into such […]

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World Leaders Pledge Flight Support for Santa

Communications streaming into the North Pole indicates that leaders of world governments all over the globe are clearing the skies for Santa. Flight planners are working with local airport authorities and military units to discuss Santa’s approach and approximate arrival time in every country around the world. Most are very cooperative and are working with […]

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Chaser Sleigh to Follow Santa Around the World

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Chaser Sleigh to Follow Santa Around the World



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As heard on Kringle Radio moments ago the North Pole Newsroom will be launching a chaser sleigh to follow and report on Santa as he travels around the world. Click the image below to hear the exciting details of our “eye in the sky” reporter elf, Crash Murphy: — Elf Ernest  

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Santa’s Workshop Kicking into High Gear

Elf Bernard has been scheduling the workshop double shifts for the past week and he tells me that today things are continuing at a rapid pace. Elves are working as fast as they can in the rush to get everything completed before Santa launches later tonight. As has become tradition Elf Bernard has called in […]