Indicators and sensors are tripping at Central Command at the tracking center showing that Santa’s sleigh is stopped and on the ground. Elf technicians have met Santa on a beach somewhere in New Zealand. We have reports that Santa has set out on foot while they tend to some sort of work on the sleigh. […]
Flying low and slow, at least according to one eye witness report, Santa appears to be over the Tasman Sea at this moment. “He’s visiting the ships at sea there, I’m certain” said Elf Billy. “We have indications of fast, brief stops over ocean waters. That can only mean that Santa is seeing sailors who […]
Santa Claus is opting to keep the old sleigh in service. “Gracie”, as he is calling the sleigh this year, is functioning well and traveling quite faster than it did the last time it was used in service more than 40 years ago. Santa selected to use this sleigh just hours ago after his new […]
We have been bombarded with false reports of Santa’s visits to the Philippines in the last little while. There is no way that Santa has already been to the Philippines. It is early Christmas Eve evening in the Philippines and Santa would not interrupt all the Christmas Eve festivities going on there. We think Santa […]
The clock is ticking and there has been no word from Santa for about 15 minutes. Right now, the Tracking Department cannot tell me exactly where he is. “He’s ordered radio silence and he has turned his jammers on,” Elf Quinton said. “The jammers means that nobody can pick him up. It means he wants […]
Santa has ordered radio silence. For now, there are no communications taking place between the North Pole and Santa — or anyone and Santa. Santa is completely alone now until we hear from him. “This is a normal course of action during the flight,” Elf Billy explained to me. “We do this every now and […]
Elf Quinton has loaded a sleigh with “technicians” who will be meeting up with Santa soon to make a repair or a modification of some sort to Santa’s sleigh. I saw them leave moments ago, toolboxes in hand. We’re not sure if this has something to do with the old sleigh or if Santa has […]
Winter weather continues to bear down on the North Pole but that is not stopping an airlift in progress at the North Pole. We’ve told you already about the sleighs leaving with late work coming in from Santa’s Workshop and the Wrapping Department but there are other sleighs leaving too. They are filled with elves […]
As Santa continues to fly at a relatively slow pace at this hour things are hopping still at the North Pole. The workshop is still in a frenzy and they are just pulling their hair out in the Wrapping Department. With Santa already gone, anything they wrap now will need to be rushed to wherever […]
Santa continues his pre-delivery preparations aboard the sleigh as he flies high above the Pacific ocean at this moment. We have been receiving a lot of email with questions about Santa’s sleigh. Folks want to know more about it. Does Santa have food with him? What about a radio? Is there something aboard for the […]
