Entries by Elf Ernest

Santa Opens the Reindeer Games

When people think of Santa’s reindeer they usually think of the nine members of Santa’s A-team. Most people don’t realize that Santa actually has thousands of reindeer that help at Christmas time. Many of these reindeer don’t live at the North Pole all year like the A-team though. They head down to areas south of […]

Elf Choir Says the Show Will Go On

For seven years the elf choir has tried to hold their annual Christmas concert on the 22nd of December and for seven years the concert has been cancelled. Everyone is just too busy to attend and the elves in the choir are needed elsewhere at that time. So when I heard some rumors this morning […]

Name Santa’s Sleigh

Now that we have heard from Elf Quinton about the sleigh for this year it’s time for another very important step in the process of getting the sleigh ready for flight: Choosing a name. After hundreds of years naming the sleigh himself Santa started a new tradition a few years ago. He started asking the […]

Elf Quinton Promises No Surprises With Santa’s Sleigh

Elf Quinton has been unusually secretive this year with his plan for Santa’s new sleigh. So I headed over to the sleigh department early this morning to see if I could get some hints out of him. When I arrived in the shop Quinton came running over and said “I’ve been wondering when you would […]

Bah Humbug Virus Hits the North Pole

With Operation Merry Christmas underway Elf Dr. Spock is worried. It seems that several elves have come down with the Bah Hum Bug Virus and he is afraid that the number is going to grow. I sat down with him in his office a few hours ago to see exactly why the Bah Hum Bug […]

Who is in charge when Santa leaves the North Pole?

I was shocked when Elf Hugo came walking into my office this morning with a cart that contained 22 bags of letters. We do get a lot of mail here in the newsroom but we’ve never had that much in a single day. When I asked about them Hugo laughed and said that they weren’t […]

Christmas Countdown Has Begun!

At exactly midnight North Pole time, Santa walked into the workshop to keep alive a tradition that started centuries ago. He walked over and removed the cover from the official North Pole countdown clock and pushed the button turning the clock on for the first time since last Christmas. Santa then hit the switch to […]

Santa’s Thanksgiving Message to the World

Early this morning before all of the preparations for the big Thanksgiving feast Santa called me over to his office to talk about his Thanksgiving message for the world this year. “Christmas is about giving” Santa told me “but it’s not about excess. The people of the world need to know that it isn’t about […]

Who will win the Golden Light Bulb?

The North Pole Lighting Contest has long been one of the fiercest competitions here at the North Pole. The serious contenders spend all year planning and building their displays. Then in the weeks leading up to the contest they spend every free minute making sure that every light bulb is in exactly the right spot […]