Entries by Elf Ernest

Santa Makes A Sudden Turn South

Confusion reigns at this hour as Santa has taken a sudden turn south. “That definitely wasn’t planned,” Elf Billy said. “I don’t know if something is wrong with the sleigh or maybe something isn’t right in Brazil because Santa obvisouly changed his mind about something and is going in a new direction.” We’ll try to […]

Santa Heads for South America!

Santa is high over the waters of the Atlantic and heading west — pointing the sleigh right at South America! It’s still Christmas Eve there so we’re not quite sure what Santa is up to. When we find out, we’ll let you know. — Elf Ernest Bedtime Warning: Panama City, San Jose (Costa Rica)

Santa Visits West Africa

The coast areas of West Africa — Cape Verde, the city of Accra, etc — are all reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. Santa enjoys tremendous popularity in this part of the world and they are happy when he comes. Things are starting to get crazy at the North Pole Christmas Party. The annual […]

Iceland Reports a Merry Christmas

The tiny island nation of Iceland is reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. Several fishing trawlers in the North Atlantic have also reported to the North Pole in the past few minutes too. The Tracking Department has been hard at work for well over 18 hours now. Elf Billy says that it is remarkable […]

Santa Delivers to Submarines in the North Atlantic

Yes, Santa even delivers to submarines. At this moment he is somewhere in the North Atlantic delivering to sailors aboard submarines working the North Atlantic. This is a tricky deal because Santa can’t deliver underwater. So he has to work with government and military agencies to contact the subs for them to surface when Santa […]

Santa in the UK

The lights of Great Britain are burning brightly at this hour as many folks there have waited up to greet Santa Claus — or Father Christmas, as they like to call him. “I tried getting a picture with Santa in my house,” writes Reginald Christiansen of Preston. “But Santa was here and gone so fast […]

Santa Sends Much of South America to Bed

Lisbon and Madrid are reporting a Merry Christmas now. We’re also getting spotter reports of Santa as far north as London but that has not been confirmed yet. In a startling turn of events Santa has sent much of South America a bedtime warning, even though it is just a little bit early there in […]

Rome Reports a Merry Christmas!

Reports have now come from the Vatican and the City of Rome in Italy that Santa has been there. We’ve also heard from folks in Zurich, Bern, Munich, Prague, Berlin, Hamburg and other areas of Europe. Santa is all over the place! Meanwhile, up at the North Pole Mrs. Claus has re-started the North Pole […]

Warsaw, Paris and Helsinki Report

Santa is all over Europe at this hour and we’re getting reports faster than we can take them. Santa is once again moving very, very fast. We have heard from the cities of Warsaw in Poland, Paris in France, Helsinki in Finland and Oslo in Norway…and many other points inbetween. Your eyes should be everywhere […]

Finland Reports!

Santa has made his first stops in Europe. Reports are starting to come in from Finland, of all places and even a few places in Poland are now reporting. We expect to being from major cities soon. Hang on to your hat, folks. It is about to go by very quickly. Meanwhile, up at the […]