Entries by Elf Ernest

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Guam Reports a Visit from Santa

U.S. military personnel stationed in Guam are reporting a Merry Christmas and that Santa was recently seen in the skies over the island. No doubt that Santa made quick work of the tiny outpost. For the better part of three hours Santa has focused his efforts in the Pacific. During that time the Far East […]

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Santa Visits the Ships at Sea

Santa continues to zig-zag through the South Pacific and along the Pacific Rim, visiting people wherever he can find them. He tells us via the sleigh cam that he is heading back north but will again turn south to cover more of Australia. “I would have stayed down there in Australia but the further inland […]

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Melbourne and Sydney Report

The cities, towns and villages along the eastern coast of Australia are all reporting a Merry Christmas to the North Pole. Emails are flooding Santa’s post office by the thousands. Meanwhile, I did a check with Elf Bernard in Santa’s workshop and the news there continues to be surprisingly bad. “We may have to suspend […]

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Kiribati Reports a Merry Christmas

More reports coming from the islands of the sea, most recently from Kiribati, just north of the coast of Australia. We’re also getting spotty reports from naval vessels along the Australian coast that claim to have seen Santa in the skies. Elf Agent X has asked Santa’s Secret Spies in Europe to check in and […]

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Santa Rockets South Again Towards Australia

Santa is airborn once again and he’s covering a lot of ocean quickly — stopping on remote Pacific islands, visiting ships at sea and pushing further and further south again. We have no new delivery reports to share but expect more soon. The sleigh cam appears to be working and a loud cheer went up […]

Santa Escapes the Heat and Takes a Siberian Break

Santa has flown his way back to the cooler climate of the North and is taking a short break while elf technicians try to fix the sleigh cam. He’s parked along the coast of the northern Kamchatka Penninsula. I talked to him myself. He is not near any populated areas at the moment so he […]

Wake Island Reports a Merry Christmas

Wake Island and many, many ships at sea have reported in to the North Pole that Santa has visited them. It’s Christmas morning there and hearts are happy. Santa is moving at a very fast rate now and seems to be picking up speed. — Elf Ernest Bedtime Warnings: Perth, Australia; Hong Kong, Beijing

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Fiji Reports Santa’s Visit

Telephone lines and emails are burning up in Fiji where we’re just now receiving reports that Santa has been there. Let the island hopping in the South Pacific begin. Just a word of advice to folks living out there….Santa loves seafood! Don’t be afraid to leave a little shrimp out for him. Elf Quinton says […]

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Multiple Sightings Over Wellington Reported

Airwaves are buzzing in Wellington, New Zealand with multiple reports of a fast moving, low flying sleigh. Our own elf spotters stationed there, local police, fire and miliary services and even a local television station are all on the radio at this moment reporting on seeing Santa in the skies of New Zealand. We’ll try […]

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First Reports from New Zealand Come In

We’ve received numerous reports now from New Zealand of Santa’s visits! In a few hours now children and families will awaken to evidence that Santa has been there. Ever since Santa took that speed rush over North America to set the new speed record the sleigh cam hasn’t worked right and Mrs. Claus wants it […]

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Tonga Reports a Merry Christmas

Island hearts at happy at this hour as sleigh spotters in Tonga report of Santa’s recent visit. Going from hut to hut and home to home in the tiny island nation Santa has been busy island hopping and enjoying the hospitality of the welcoming Tongan people. “The weather is a concern in this part of […]