Entries by Elf Ernest

Greenland Reports a Merry Christmas

Hearts are merry in the city of Godthab Santa Claus has delivered, as requested, in Greenland. “Santa said, indeed, the kids were asleep in Greenland!” Elf Billy laughed. “Santa said there are lots of GREAT kids there!” — Elf Ernest Bedtime Warnings: Ottawa

Santa Visits Ships at Sea as He Rockets North to Greenland

Santa might be moving at a slightly slower pace but he’s still working. Even the tiniest ships in the Atlantic are getting visits from Santa at this time as he heads to Greenland. Meanwhile, out of Europe and Africa, where Santa’s visits are complete, a mass migration of elves is underway and they make their […]

Greenland Claims: We’re Asleep, Santa!

Kids in Greenland have sent their parents, their school teachers and even city officials to their computers to send a message to the North Pole. And the message is this: “Tell Santa we’re asleep in Greenland and he can come here!”. Elf Billy couldn’t wait to send that word to Santa. “Santa just laughed when […]

Santa Visits Antarctica Again

Santa is visiting very remote areas of Antarctica at this hour. He’s been moving so fast that he’s way ahead of schedule and trying waste some time before he tries to visit eastern areas of the USA, Canada and all over South America. — Elf Ernest Bedtime Warning: Washington, New York, Philadelphia, Norfolk, Boston, Portland

Santa Says South America is Not Ready to Deliver

Blaming it on a bad setting on his watch, Santa flew over the Brazilian city of Recife and suddenly realized he was there too early. There were too many lights on, too many cars on the road, too many folks playing in the yards and out on the streets (it is the middle of summer […]

Santa Makes A Sudden Turn South

Confusion reigns at this hour as Santa has taken a sudden turn south. “That definitely wasn’t planned,” Elf Billy said. “I don’t know if something is wrong with the sleigh or maybe something isn’t right in Brazil because Santa obvisouly changed his mind about something and is going in a new direction.” We’ll try to […]

Santa Heads for South America!

Santa is high over the waters of the Atlantic and heading west — pointing the sleigh right at South America! It’s still Christmas Eve there so we’re not quite sure what Santa is up to. When we find out, we’ll let you know. — Elf Ernest Bedtime Warning: Panama City, San Jose (Costa Rica)

Santa Visits West Africa

The coast areas of West Africa — Cape Verde, the city of Accra, etc — are all reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. Santa enjoys tremendous popularity in this part of the world and they are happy when he comes. Things are starting to get crazy at the North Pole Christmas Party. The annual […]

Iceland Reports a Merry Christmas

The tiny island nation of Iceland is reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. Several fishing trawlers in the North Atlantic have also reported to the North Pole in the past few minutes too. The Tracking Department has been hard at work for well over 18 hours now. Elf Billy says that it is remarkable […]

Santa Delivers to Submarines in the North Atlantic

Yes, Santa even delivers to submarines. At this moment he is somewhere in the North Atlantic delivering to sailors aboard submarines working the North Atlantic. This is a tricky deal because Santa can’t deliver underwater. So he has to work with government and military agencies to contact the subs for them to surface when Santa […]

Santa in the UK

The lights of Great Britain are burning brightly at this hour as many folks there have waited up to greet Santa Claus — or Father Christmas, as they like to call him. “I tried getting a picture with Santa in my house,” writes Reginald Christiansen of Preston. “But Santa was here and gone so fast […]

Santa Sends Much of South America to Bed

Lisbon and Madrid are reporting a Merry Christmas now. We’re also getting spotter reports of Santa as far north as London but that has not been confirmed yet. In a startling turn of events Santa has sent much of South America a bedtime warning, even though it is just a little bit early there in […]