Santa Launch Time Might Change Again
Changing weather conditions at the North Pole might require Santa to change his launch time -- again. Santa has already moved his launch time up a full hour and that was announced hours ago.
"We're not sure what good that would do,"…
Iceland Says It Will Protect Santa
The tiny little island nation of Iceland is not known for causing trouble for Santa but right now security forces are on high alert there and promising to protect Santa from any harm. According to reports some sort of threat against Santa…
Trackers Go High Tech
While Santa's sleigh was designed and built by Santa himself this year and is admittedly low tech that doesn't mean those who track Santa are stopping from using technology to track him this year. The North Pole has deployed more elves that…
North Pole Continues to Experiment with Drones
While a machine will never replace Santa there are some experiments taking place with drones under the direction of the North Pole.
"A drone can be useful for a lot of things," said head of research and development, Elf Quinton. "A drone…
Christmas Eve Day Dawns in Asia
Is it now Christmas Eve morning in Asia and millions of people there are excited for Christmas. There is a mistaken belief that Santa does not have as many fans there as he does in other parts of the world. There are billons of people there…
North Pole Bets Still Go Against Santa
Elf Hank Beedle, head of the North Pole Christmas Eve party, says the early bets in the sugar cookie pool at the North Pole are still solidly against Santa.
"Elves are naturally a pessimistic bunch," Elf Hank said. "That's why they do…
Test Flight Extended Over Africa
With plenty of time yet to spare Elf Vernon is now piloting Santa's sleigh over the skies of Africa, extending the test flight there. Reports are that the sleigh is performing very well.
-- Elf Ernest
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More Secret Spies Needed
While the world is already in the mode to track Santa elves at the North Pole are urging kids everywhere to sign up to become an elf and to start work as a secret spy for Santa. No matter where you live Santa has need of your help.
A…
Test Flight Resumes after False Alarm
Elf Vernon didn't mean to cause alarm. He put the sleigh through a brief dive and maneuver designed to prank Elf Crash. The result was a brief period of confusion at the North Pole as the sleigh dropped from radar and all signals of data…
Test Flight Shows Signs of a Crash
A small bit of panic at the North Pole right now -- fears are growing that the test flight of Santa's sleigh has ended in a crash. We're trying to make contact with Elf Crash Murphy, who is on the test flight of the sleigh with Elf Vernon.…
Tracking Center Goes into Lockdown
Alarms are sounding for some reason in the Tracking Center and when that happens the entire facility goes into lockdown. Nobody can go in and nobody can come out. As a result, we don't really know what is going on until the lockdown is over.…
Staying Up for Santa
The North Pole Post Office just shared with me some mail coming from some children out there who plan to stay up real late so that they can greet Santa.
One word of advice kids: don't.
Santa wants you in bed because it allows him…
