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Australia Reports!

Santa is in Australia and -- boy!! -- are we hearing about it! Sleigh sightings, happy emails of Santa's presents, reports of eaten cookies -- it is all coming from Australia in a big way right now. THANK YOU for your emails! Santa…
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Santa Tells Central Asia to Go to Bed

Santa is in New Caledonia, some small islands far off the north east coast of Australia. The weather there is good and the reindeer are reportedly doing well, as is Santa himself. A rash of bedtime warnings for all parts of Asia…
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Alarms Go Off on Jingle Bell 1

As Santa continues to work in the North Pacific and the islands of the seas we have some sort of event happening on Santa's sleigh craft carrier known as Jingle Bell 1. That giant airship some have been calling the Portable North Pole…
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Santa in Far Northern Waters of the Pacific

More ships report Santa has visited them -- this time in the Chukchi Sea, in the far northern Pacific. Santa appears poised to take on the Orient in the next couple of hours. Rumors in the Tracking Department suggest that the North…
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Siberia Reports a Merry Christmas

We have received reports from Magadan, a Russian city in Siberia, that Santa has been there. Meanwhile, at the North Pole, the Christmas Party is growing bigger and bigger as more elves complete their duties and join the party to…
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Celebrations as Santa’s Workshop Completes their Work

Santa continues towards the coast of Siberia. All is well with the sleigh. Rumors are swirling on Jingle Bell 1. Elves in Santa's workshop there are being discharged as their work on Operation Merry Christmas has been declared complete.…
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Reasons for Tourists to Come to the North Pole

The Mariana islands are reporting visits from Santa at this time. The speed of the sleigh appears to be constant and reindeer fatigue does not appear to be an issue. As the North Pole Christmas Party gets underway the Board of Tourism…
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NORAD Unhappy about All the Extra Sleighs

The island of Guam is celebrating a Merry Christmas at this time thanks to Santa's recent visits there. In other news, NORAD is complaining to the North Pole about all the sleigh drones in use and how they are complicating their…
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A New Phase in Operation Merry Christmas?

The islands of the seas in Micronesia as well as ships at large in that general area are reporting visits from Santa at this time. Sleigh operations continue to go smoothly and the reindeer are reportedly in fine condition and feeling…
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North Pole Christmas Party Begins

Wake Island is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. As Elf Butch reported from there hours ago fireworks have gone off in celebration, just as he said they would. At the North Pole the music has been turned on, the food is…
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Good News from Santa’s Workshop

Tiny little Baker Island in the middle of the Pacific is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. Also many ships at sea in that general area report the same news. Meanwhile, on Jingle Bell 1 there is good news coming from Santa's…
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Decoy Sleighs Confuse Trackers

The Soloman Islands appear to be Santa's current stop. The Tracking Center has confirmation from multiple sources that Santa is there. Meanwhile, the hundreds of sleighs in the skies over the South Pacific has trackers of all types…