Reindeer Return to the North Pole Slowly 1
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Reindeer Return to the North Pole Slowly

As you can hear in the North Pole Radio News report in the player above, Santa's reindeer are beginning their return to the North Pole. Only a few have come back so far, and none of the A-team of Santa's reindeer have yet to arrive. But those…
Storm
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Major Storm Brings Snow to the North Pole

A major winter storm has arrived at the North Pole bringing snow and high winds. Please listen to the North Pole Radio News report in the player above for more details.
Eye Witness Report of Sleigh Crash 2
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Eye Witness Report of Sleigh Crash

An eye witness of the crash of a test flight of Santa's sleigh has come forward with video he was shooting that caught the crash. That video is proving to be quite valuable to investigators from North Pole Flight Command who want to know why…
Test Flight Crashes
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Test Flight of Santa's Sleigh Crashes

(BREAKING NEWS - NORTH POLE FLIGHT COMMAND) - A crash of a test flight of Santa's sleigh has been reported by North Pole Flight Command. The flight was underway in the South Pacific. The pilot and reindeer went down in the water and have…
LIVE Coverage of the Tracker Elf Press Conference 3
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LIVE Coverage of the Tracker Elf Press Conference

The Tracker Elf Press Conference is the largest media event of the year at the North Pole. Click on the player above to listen. For the past five years this press conference has announced the annual recruiting goal for new tracker elves who…
Tracker Elf
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Tracker Elf Press Conference July 11

North Pole Flight Command has just sent out a reminder of the annual tracker elf press conference, scheduled tomorrow, July 11th at around Noon EST. Coverage will be on all official North Pole News websites - SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net…
Flight Command
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Flight Command Tense

Conditions in North Pole Flight Command are so uptight right now that Elf Crash Murphy reports that he cannot even get inside. In the radio news report filed just a short time ago on Kringle Radio Elves Frank and Crash talk about Flight Command…
Christmas in July News 4
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Christmas in July News

Christmas in July is the 2nd biggest news month of the year. In the North Pole Radio News report for today you can hear Elf Frank Myrrh discuss that with professor of North Pole History, Elf Dr. Grant Smedley. Dr. Smedley said Christmas in…
Compromise Found in Sleigh Debate 5
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Compromise Found in Sleigh Debate

The debate over Santa's sleigh and when test flights for it will begin is over. Santa has engineered a compromise to begin test flights in July. Santa's sleigh was scheduled to being test flights in September. But a special department…
Mother's Day at the North Pole 6
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Mother's Day at the North Pole

Mother's Day is approaching and the North Pole celebrates it faithfully. In this latest report from North Pole Radio News elves Frank and Crash talk about North Pole plans to celebrate it this weekend and just what Santa does to remind the…
Debate over Santa's Sleigh
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Debate Breaks Out Over Santa's Sleigh

Late last week North Pole Flight Command quietly broke the news of a warning over the plan for Santa's sleigh this year. Since then a debate has erupted over the issue. The warning, given by the Department of Redundancy Department, claims…
Big changes
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Big Changes for Elf Supervisors

Santa finally opened the Elf Supervisor Conference by telling those gathered that the tracker elf program is really only getting started this year. Big changes are in store. That program has been a pilot program for the first five years…