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17 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi guys, there are now only 17 weeks until Christmas. As we head into the end of August you can feel the changes coming here at the North Pole. Like most places, the children here are back in school. They are, like believers everywhere,…
Santa Escapes Again 1
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Santa Escapes Again

He did it again. Santa escaped the near-certain capture we reported earlier this week from the state of Michigan in Sector 5. As we reported then, Santa was spotted in a restaurant in Portland, Michigan and the elves of North Pole Security…
4 Months
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4 Months Until Christmas

Hi friends! Today marks 4 months until Christmas and it is a very busy time right now. Over at Santa’s workshop there is a weird kind of deadline. You see, Santa does not have many wish lists sent in yet. A lot of believers honestly…
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Santa Tracked to Michigan

A burger restaurant in Portland, Michigan is the scene of the latest sighting of Santa Claus. A tipster, thought to be a tracker elf from Sector 5, reported he thought Santa might be in Michigan after seeing Santa chowing down on a cheeseburger…
Reports of Santa in Norway 2
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Reports of Santa in Norway

Santa Claus has been spotted in the Norwegian village of Dombas in recent days. It is believed there is a reindeer ranch not far from that small town. North Pole Flight Command reports several villagers have contacted the North Pole to say…
20 Weeks Until Christmas 3
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20 Weeks Until Christmas

20 weeks now remain until Christmas and I’ll tell you – that sure sounds like a small number to me. We count down week by week but it never really feels like we’re getting closer to Christmas and then suddenly one week comes along…
21 Weeks Until Christmas 4
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21 Weeks Until Christmas

21 weeks now remain until Christmas and I’m actually starting to get excited. It’s all Mrs. Claus’ fault, too. Yesterday we did North Pole Chat and Mrs. Claus was the first on the schedule. I was her typist. We have come to really…
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Chat with Santa

Santa Claus, from an undisclosed location, visited North Pole Chat and talked about a wide variety of topics. Here is a transcript of that event: Elf Frank Myrrh Santa, welcome to North Pole Chat today! Santa Claus Frank? Is that…
Santa Stays Connected 5
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Santa Stays Connected

Santa Claus has managed to connect with the North Pole in recent days to check in on the progress of various departments. He has been following along via radio transmission with the test flights of Santa’s Sleigh. The new sleigh, which…
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5 Months Until Christmas

Greetings, friends! Today we mark 5 months until Christmas – and yet another great day during Christmas in July. As maybe you can tell from our chats this Christmas-in-July thing means a little down time for us. But there still remains…
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Elf Misidentifies Santa

The claims of Santa being found in Sector 5 have turned out to be false. An embarrassed Elf Agent X and an angry Elf Harriet have returned to the North Pole after failing to validate the claim that Santa had been found. “He just wasn’t…
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Santa FOUND in Sector 5

It has been several weeks since Elf Harriet told North Pole Radio News that the elves from the Wrapping Department would find Santa. Today they are claiming they have found him. Details are sparse at this time but we understand one of those…