Northern Siberia Reports a Merry Christmas

updateKids in remote villages in North Eastern Siberia are waking up soon to a Merry Christmas — Santa has been there! Santa continues to push south and west…

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 21478 mph
Reindeer Status: Good
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Restless kids reported in Italy; cookie damage reported in Brazil; roof damage reported in Nigeria…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Algiers
Where it is Christmas morning now: Brunei, Kobe,Tokyo, Darwin, Hobart, Tokyo, Guam, Vladivostok

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Barents Sea
Northern Russia
Caspian Sea
Oman
Iran

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