Giant Machines Brought to the North Pole

su2013gyBreaking News!

The massive building project at the North Pole has expanded. Several more giant earth movers have been brought to the North Pole. These big machines are designed to move massive amounts of dirt.

There are several already at work and they appear to be clearing a very large lot of land out behind the giant building Santa had constructed over the summer.

This big project has elves at the North Pole talking. Since no one knows what is going on they are starting to worry about whether they will get new jobs or if Santa will be bringing in more elves to work these big projects.

I’ve never see anything so top secret at the North Pole in all my life.

Elf Ernest

Four Months Until Christmas Eve

1216Greetings!

Last month we talked a lot about mail Santa receives. Let’s talk this time about mail we receive as elves.

We all get mail. I think kids really like elves and in their heart most kids want to grow up to be an elf and work for Santa. We understand. That was once our dream, too.

The mail an elf gets is usually full of questions. And nobody handles tougher questions better than Elf Ed Zachary.

I asked Elf Ed Zachary why he ended up with the hard questions from kids. “I don’t know,” Elf Ed said. “I think it is because Santa has a policy that we never turn a kid down. We always talk to them. But not all kids believe in Santa and some aren’t even nice. And someone has to deal with those kids. That’s my job, I suppose.”

If you have a question for Santa we sure would like to hear about it. Questions are why Santa made the North Pole Public Relations Department in the first place. Our job is to tell the story of Santa and to answer questions. So don’t hesitate to ask.

Speaking of questions – boy, have we had a ton about that big project we’ve been telling you about all summer.

First – folks want to know: has Santa come out of the building yet? And the answer is, yes, but he’s still spending a lot of time in there. And so are a LOT of other elves.

I’ve never seen a project this big at the North Pole.

But nobody can tell me what it is all about. It is all very top secret. I saw Elf Agent X in the hallway the other day and he stopped walking, turned around and ran away from the in the other direction.

He knew I was going to ask him what is going on and he can’t lie to me because I can tell when he is. His job is one of secrets and the poor guy steers way clear of me these days.

I think he has something to do with that monster building. When I learn more, I’ll share it with you.

Elf Ernest

SantaUpdate.com to Participate in the World’s Largest Christmas Party

so2013opExciting news!

We have made arrangements to participate in the World’s Largest Christmas Party 2014, scheduled this year for December 14th. Our plan is to schedule Santa Claus for live chats in different time zones to accommodate kids from around the world. We will announce those times and places in future updates.

The World’s Largest Christmas Party is a traditional gathering of online Christmas fans from all over the world. A wide variety of events online are scheduled for the weekend of December 13th and December 14th to celebrate Christmas together.

In year’s past Santa has chatted with kids and adults alike in a safe environment free from commercial messaging. We hope you find time to join us that weekend! Stay tuned for more details.

– Elf Ernest

Santa is Busy with a Big Project

sleigh3Hi all!

I know it is a little weird to be reporting news in the middle of the month like this. But we have something a bit unusual going on I think you should know about.

Santa is REALLY busy. I mean, like Christmas Eve kind of busy.

It has to do with that mysterious big, huge, ginormous building they put up way out there by Santa’s Stables.

It’s a monster project. First they carved a big hole into the ground. Then, very quickly, they framed up some walls and put a roof on it. That roof is something to see. It kind of looks like an airport runway. It is just that huge. It isn’t anything unusual to look at other than its size.

But what’s really weird is Santa. Once the roof got on Santa went inside of that building….and he hasn’t come back out. He’s been there for a couple of weeks now.

Mrs. Claus says he is ok. And it isn’t unusual to see Santa working on special projects this time of year. But for him to be inside that place without coming out for weeks at a time…well, that’s very, very weird.

I wonder what this is all about?

– Elf Ernest

Replay Highlights from Santa’s Christmas Flight

su2013txBy popular request we are proud to provide a recap of Santa’s flight last Christmas Eve.

These highlights are from the 50-hour radio broadcast of news updates provided from the North Pole and broadcast on Kringle Radio.

Relive the excitement and get to know again all the elf characters and reporters bringing you the news of Santa’s flight:

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And yes, we will be broadcasting live against this year. Stay tuned for more information on broadcast times (though we usually begin broadcasting on December 23rd)