Happy Tuesday and there are just five weeks now remaining until Christmas. Guess what? I think I know who this Elf Z guy is. Lot of people here are now talking about him. He’s a regular at the North Pole Gym. Military kind of guy. You know the type. Short hair. Geeky about things like […]
Hi friends! It’s 7 weeks until Christmas today and, boy, is it snowing at the North Pole. It’s like someone turned on a snow machine. We had a bit of snow before Halloween. But since Halloween it has been one continual blizzard. This is what I call the magic zone when it comes to snow. […]
Ohmigosh! It’s 8 weeks until Christmas. Can you believe it? Of course, it’s all about Halloween this week. That always is a big deal here, even if the snow is flying like it is February. Everything seems to stop for Halloween. In my job in Mrs. Claus’ office I sometimes learn information I do not […]
We get asked all the time about the difference between tracking Santa as a regular person and tracking Santa as an elf. As we approach the “Santa tracking season”, we thought we would try to answer some of these questions. The North Pole has several websites like this one. They all serve the purpose of […]
Hi ho! Only 9 weeks to go! Can you believe Vixen?!!! Oh my gosh. She’s the biggest rockstar here at the North Pole right now. Everywhere she shows her pretty face she gets cheers. Vixen, as you may not know, likes to wear big bows. She’s a girl and she wants everyone to know she […]
Hi friends! Today marks ten weeks until Christmas and we have much to celebrate at this time. Santa and Mrs. Claus have returned home from their Thanksgiving celebrations in Canada. Santa said the pumpkin pie was first rate and the eggnog was even better. Their return, the arrival of bunches of new snow and the […]
11 weeks to go now until Christmas and there are growing signs of the season everywhere here. I’m not going to talk about Santa’s sleigh here. First of all there’s nothing new to report. They are working on the problem. Second of all, I’m tired of talking about it and people getting upset with me […]
As reported earlier this week, North Pole News can now confirm that official reports from test pilots flying Santa’s sleigh show the sleigh is operating “sluggishly”. A report, from test pilot Elf Yancy Crumbleigh dated September 23rd, says that in test flights that day over Madagascar, the sleigh “underperformed at a level of 35,000 feet […]
Scoop! It’s 12 weeks until Christmas and I have a bit of breaking news. Whatever it is they are telling you about the test flights of Santa’s sleigh – don’t believe them! For reals. I was talking to a friend of a friend over in Flight Command and there’s big problems with Santa’s sleigh. They […]
There are just 14 weeks to go until Christmas, friends. And it is time to talk about Santa’s mail. Now, I work in the office of Mrs. Claus. And she gets a lot of mail. So I know a little about this. But today I visited the office of Santa Claus – and his mail […]
