Santa Updates

When Things Break

July 15, 2026

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I went to the new Santa Chat today and tried to meet with believers.…

Operation Merry Christmas Update

July 15, 2026

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With roughly 161 days to go until Santa’s launch the test flights…

Tracking Santa Radio Replay

July 15, 2026

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Early Thursday morning, July 23rd at 5:00am EST Kringle Radio…

Reportedly unhappy with the results of Beatrice, test flight engineers have rushed some modifications to the design of Santa’s new sleigh and Santa has approved the third version of the Sleigh to be built, this one code-named Clara. Clara is expect to take to the skies in about a week and could see significant test […]

Fifty New Sleighs Delivered

July 13, 2026

The Sleigh Department has completed and delivered the first 50 sleighs of a 3500 sleigh order than Santa placed more than a week ago. “For an order that was just placed, that’s a fantastic turn around,” noted Elf Z, the Associate Director of Santa Trackers and North Pole Flight Command insider. “We’re going to be […]

Santa Chat on Wednesday

July 11, 2026

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Santa will be in Santa Chat on this next Wednesday, July 15th…

The Big Problem with Smart Elves

July 11, 2026

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We have been holding the big Logistics Conference all this week…

Why Christmas in July

July 11, 2026

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More Christmas in July events have been canceled. Several days…

Santa Tracker Map Activated

July 10, 2026

North Pole Flight Command confirms that the test flights of Santa’s sleigh have now left the North Pole and are active now in the skies of Sector 4. As previously announced, the planned flights shifted from Sector 1 to Sector 4 due to active weather in the Pacific. At present, the test flights are over […]

Pictures of Santa’s Sleigh

July 10, 2026

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With all the attention on Santa’s radical new sleigh the North…

Struggles with New Sleigh Design

July 9, 2026

Beatrice, the #2 version of Santa’s new sleigh, is not performing well in test flights. “She’s slow,” said Elf Tex Cramer, a lead designer on the radical new sleigh design. “We need to meet a minimum speed threshold in order to fly this thing on Christmas Eve and we’re not meeting it.” Santa, who has […]