11 Weeks Until Christmas
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11 Weeks Until Christmas

11 weeks to go now until Christmas and there are growing signs of the season everywhere here. I’m not going to talk about Santa’s sleigh here. First of all there’s nothing new to report. They are working on the problem. Second of…
Santa and Mrs. Claus
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Santa and Mrs. Claus Leave for Canada

Santa and Mrs. Claus left the North Pole today for their annual trip to Canada, where they celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving. Mrs. Claus has family there and they traditionally go there every October for Thanksgiving. Some at the North…
Donner and Blitzen Assigned
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Donner and Blitzen Assigned to Test Flights

Santa’s lead reindeer, Donner and Blitzen, have been sent to the Indian Ocean on an undisclosed mission. Many at the North Pole speculate they will be joining the test flight team in evaluating Santa’s sleigh, though this fact has…
Problems with Santa's Sleigh
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Reports Confirm Issues with Test Flights of Santa’s Sleigh

As reported earlier this week, North Pole News can now confirm that official reports from test pilots flying Santa’s sleigh show the sleigh is operating “sluggishly”. A report, from test pilot Elf Yancy Crumbleigh dated September…
Vixen Joins the Test Flight Team
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Vixen Volunteers for Test Flight Duty

Early this morning Vixen showed up at the flagship of the North Pole Navy in the Atlantic and, according to the ship’s commander, she “reported for duty”. If you recall, Vixen recently left the North Pole to train in Norway in advance…
Investigation of Santa's Sleigh
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Investigation Launched into Santa’s Sleigh

Yesterday’s countdown update from Elf Trixie about “big problems” with the test flights of Santa’s Sleigh has led to a full investigation by North Pole Flight Command. The unexpected report has taken the North Pole by storm. Reaction…
12 Weeks Until Christmas
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12 Weeks Until Christmas

Scoop! It’s 12 weeks until Christmas and I have a bit of breaking news. Whatever it is they are telling you about the test flights of Santa’s sleigh – don’t believe them! For reals. I was talking to a friend of a friend…
3 Months Until Christmas
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3 Months Until Christmas

Just three months to go, friends! Just three months until Christmas! Can you believe we’re here already? The year has just flown by. For those of you just joining us for the year it has been a busy but quiet year so far. A few little…
Blitzen
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Blitzen is in the Best Shape of His Life

An article from the sports pages at the North Pole Gazette today predicts Blitzen will dominate at this year’s reindeer games. Blitzen appears to be in the best shape of his life and he’s dominating the competition in the pre-games training. According…
Vixen to Train in Norway
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Vixen Leaves to Train in Norway

In an usual turn of events Vixen has left the North Pole to train for the upcoming Reindeer Games in Norway. She left today in the company of her trainer, Elf Hazel, of the staff at the Reindeer Operations Department. The Reindeer Games…
14 Weeks Until Christmas
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14 Weeks Until Christmas

There are just 14 weeks to go until Christmas, friends. And it is time to talk about Santa’s mail. Now, I work in the office of Mrs. Claus. And she gets a lot of mail. So I know a little about this. But today I visited the office…
Answering the Tough Questions
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Answering the Tough Questions

Several weeks ago we asked school teachers of the world to send in questions for us to answer, as we do every year, and we received more than 4000 responses. This year school teachers submitted some of the most difficult questions Elf Crash…