Santa has left the North Pole and appears to be bypassing Greenland to head for Brazil.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 400 mph
Reindeer Status: Fantastic
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Raucous parties reported in Rio de Janeiro; heat warnings posted in Recife; blowing snow reported in New Hampshire…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: No new deliveries to report.
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All of Eastern Canada, USA, Caribbean Sea, Brazil, Venezuela