Santa Wants No Delays
Santa Claus has communicated rather clearly and emphatically that he wants no delays in sleighs – including his own – launching from the North Pole. Flight analysts, logistics experts, weather folks and distribution managers have recommended delays for Santa because of the backlog in Santa’s workshop and for sleighs of Operation Airlift due to the […]
Despite the worsening weather at the North Pole North Pole Flight Command is tracking a record level of sleigh flights around the globe. These levels are only expected to elevate in the hours ahead. If you have never seen a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer tonight might be the best opportunity ever. If you spot […]
Elf Seymour Snow, head weather elf at North Pole Flight Command, reports that the forecast for North Pole weather has worsened in the past several hours. The worst of this storm will not be over until well after Christmas Day. The weather will not necessarily affect Santa’s sleigh or his team – but it could […]

