Entries by Elf Harold Star

RTC in Sector 4 Activated

RTC ActivatedThe Regional Tracking Center for Sector 4, located in Costa Rica, is now active. Elf Tubby Ryder, Elf Supervisor for Sector 4, reports successful connection with both North Pole Flight Command and vessels of the North Pole Navy. With active test flights of Santa’s sleigh now underway in Sector 4, this is great timing. It […]

5000 More Reindeer Requested

5000 More ReindeerElf Victor, head of Reindeer Operations, after consulting with Elf Big Sled Ted at the Kringle Reindeer Center, has asked Santa to authorize the recruitment of 5000 more reindeer. Their efforts to find those 5000 reindeer will center on the reindeer ranches that Santa has scattered about the world. “We have on record better than […]

Version #3 of Sleigh Coming

Version #3 of Sleigh ComingReportedly unhappy with the results of Beatrice, test flight engineers have rushed some modifications to the design of Santa’s new sleigh and Santa has approved the third version of the Sleigh to be built, this one code-named Clara. Clara is expect to take to the skies in about a week and could see significant test […]

Fifty New Sleighs Delivered

Sleighs DeliveredThe Sleigh Department has completed and delivered the first 50 sleighs of a 3500 sleigh order than Santa placed more than a week ago. “For an order that was just placed, that’s a fantastic turn around,” noted Elf Z, the Associate Director of Santa Trackers and North Pole Flight Command insider. “We’re going to be […]

Why Christmas in July

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More Christmas in July events have been canceled. Several days ago it was announced that some events were no longer going to be held but now Christmas in July has been scaled back even further. The Karaoke Marathon (72 straight hours!), the Eggnog Chugging Contest and the Reindeer Fun Run events have all been put […]

Santa Tracker Map Activated

Santa Tracker Map ActivatedNorth Pole Flight Command confirms that the test flights of Santa’s sleigh have now left the North Pole and are active now in the skies of Sector 4. As previously announced, the planned flights shifted from Sector 1 to Sector 4 due to active weather in the Pacific. At present, the test flights are over […]

Struggles with New Sleigh Design

Struggles with New SleighBeatrice, the #2 version of Santa’s new sleigh, is not performing well in test flights. “She’s slow,” said Elf Tex Cramer, a lead designer on the radical new sleigh design. “We need to meet a minimum speed threshold in order to fly this thing on Christmas Eve and we’re not meeting it.” Santa, who has […]

Sleighs, Reindeer and Pilots

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The sudden large new sleigh order placed with the Sleigh Department has unleashed a flurry of activity in several North Pole departments. The Department of Elf Resources has put out an urgent call for experienced sleigh pilots. After conferring with Santa, the Distribution Department, Elf Roger Star at North Pole Flight Command and officials from […]

First Regional Tracking Center Opens

Sector 1Elf Randi Hume, Elf Supervisor in Sector 1, reported to her team from her new office at the Regional Tracking Center in Kiribati that they are now completely operational. “We’re open for business! Sector 1 is #1 again!,” Elf Randi declared. “I’m told that our timing is pretty good because the first test flights away […]

Test Flights Heading to Sector 4

Test FlightsIt has been a long time coming but it appears the test flights of Santa’s new sleigh will finally be leaving the skies of the North Pole. Recent weather in the Pacific has affected those plans. For right now, according to Elf Buck Sanchez, North Pole Flight Director, the test flights will head to Sector […]

Some Christmas in July Events Cancelled

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The North Pole has taken the unusual step of cancelling some planned Christmas in July events. Weekday events planned for later this month – the Water Balloon Battle, the annual North Pole Square Dance and the Paddle Board Races at Gingerbread Hill Resort have all been cancelled for this year. These are all popular events […]

Sleigh Department Receives a Large Order

Sleigh OrderThe North Pole Sleigh Department just received a substantial build order, signed by Santa Claus, for 3500 new specialty sleighs. This is the largest order of new sleighs of any type ever received. North Pole Flight Command was informed of this order due to the immediate placement of these new sleighs into the global Operation […]