12 Weeks Until Christmas

Scoop! It’s 12 weeks until Christmas and I have a bit of breaking news.

Whatever it is they are telling you about the test flights of Santa’s sleigh – don’t believe them!

For reals.

I was talking to a friend of a friend over in Flight Command and there’s big problems with Santa’s sleigh. They have been telling us all along that everything is fine and there’s nothing but apparently everything is wrong with Santa’s new sleigh.

Some of the elves over there are starting to get worried. It’s October 1st and they feel this needs to be talked about.

So they’re telling me, and I’m telling you.

What’s the problem?

Well, that’s the problem, so to speak. They don’t want to tell me what the problem is. They just say that things aren’t going well with this design of the sleigh, even though it is basically the same sleigh Santa flew last year.

A report by test pilot Elf Yancy Crumbleigh made it’s way to the top ranks at North Pole Flight Command and they immediately went into a closed door meeting. Very serious elves talking very serious stuff, at least that’s what I heard.

That’s how we went from Version 2 of the sleigh to Version 3 of the sleigh so quickly. Someone saw something they didn’t like and ordered a new sleigh. It was rushed. And now the word on the street is that Version 3 is worse than Version 2.

What does this all mean?

I’m not sure, but I’m breaking the story anyway. There’s a problem. A big problem. And no one can say for sure what it means.

If you’re a tracker elf, watch that map this week. Let me know what you think. Whatever is going on is different than you already know. It may be different than your Elf Supervisor knows or tells you.

I’m telling you, there’s a problem.

Stay tuned.