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Investigation Launched into Santa’s Sleigh

Investigation of Santa's Sleigh
North Pole Radio News
North Pole Radio News
Investigation Launched into Santa's Sleigh
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Yesterday’s countdown update from Elf Trixie about “big problems” with the test flights of Santa’s Sleigh has led to a full investigation by North Pole Flight Command.

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The unexpected report has taken the North Pole by storm. Reaction away from the North Pole has been strong as well. Elf Hugo, Postmaster at the North Pole Post Office, said mail coming in from every official North Pole website is “off the charts” for early October.

North Pole Flight Command is refusing to comment at this time on the story. Unofficial word from elves working at Flight Command is that officials there are shocked to hear this news and are actively looking for the source.

Elf Trixie stands by her story and refuses to say who gave her the information.

Officials in the Sleigh Department who coordinate the test flights say they “strongly disagree with the substance of the news report” According to them, Santa’s sleigh is performing exceptionally well and is on track for an on-time departure for Santa.

For more information about this story, please listed to the North Pole Radio News report in the player above.

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Hmm, its weird that Version 2 and Version 3 was getting worse. I wonder if it has to do with the temperatures in each Sector maybe the tracker is getting confused. Everyone at Santa trackers.net were confused about Elf Trixies post I understand Ed it but its confusing they want her to tell us this but didn’t tell what’s happening which is weird. I am keeping an eye on this problem its big. I am wondering if something happened when it was delivering is it a virus? I don’t know but I am sure everything will be fine elves just… Read more »

This is scary news. If Santa doesn’t have a good sleigh, can he even come? Oh no!

Thank you, Elf Harold. I remembered the test sleighs from two years ago. Santa is an expert on the flight and has a lot of experience in his history, so I think he’s looking now at what they are doing. I heard that version #2 worked well, so it’s much better than in the past. I hope the test pilots, the engineers, and all the staff are one great team, so I believe they can go well! I’m afraid, Elf Ernest, you should consider what kind of reporter you want Elf Trixie to be. She has changed her situation after… Read more »