Tracker elves come in many different types, the most famous being those tracker elves who “track Santa for Santa” at SantaTrackers.net, home to the most exclusive community of elves online. Those tracker elves serve remotely all around the world. That is their secret. They are eyes for Santa right where they live and Santa has […]Santa Claus held a chat in the North Pole Club that revealed some previously unknown details about his new sleigh. Test flights of the new sleigh are presently underway in Sector 4. Some of what Santa revealed has not officially been announced by North Pole Flight Command. While Santa said the details could be discussed…
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Right after Christmas every year, when Santa has returned to the North Pole and Operation Merry Christmas has been declared a success, Santa will address the elves encouraging them to take time off and to “play hard”. Playing hard is as important as working hard, Santa says. But Santa has warned elves that we do […]
A rushed and very full class of sleigh pilot trainees have just started their training at the North Pole. Elf Buck Sanchez says they have exhausted all their contacts of known sleigh pilots around the world. They have recruited retired pilots, rookie pilots, pilots with Arctic military service experience, and other interested aviators who want […]
The Regional Tracking Center for Sector 4, located in Costa Rica, is now active. Elf Tubby Ryder, Elf Supervisor for Sector 4, reports successful connection with both North Pole Flight Command and vessels of the North Pole Navy. With active test flights of Santa’s sleigh now underway in Sector 4, this is great timing. It […]
Elf Victor, head of Reindeer Operations, after consulting with Elf Big Sled Ted at the Kringle Reindeer Center, has asked Santa to authorize the recruitment of 5000 more reindeer. Their efforts to find those 5000 reindeer will center on the reindeer ranches that Santa has scattered about the world. “We have on record better than […]
Reportedly unhappy with the results of Beatrice, test flight engineers have rushed some modifications to the design of Santa’s new sleigh and Santa has approved the third version of the Sleigh to be built, this one code-named Clara. Clara is expect to take to the skies in about a week and could see significant test […]
The Sleigh Department has completed and delivered the first 50 sleighs of a 3500 sleigh order than Santa placed more than a week ago. “For an order that was just placed, that’s a fantastic turn around,” noted Elf Z, the Associate Director of Santa Trackers and North Pole Flight Command insider. “We’re going to be […]
More Christmas in July events have been canceled. Several days ago it was announced that some events were no longer going to be held but now Christmas in July has been scaled back even further. The Karaoke Marathon (72 straight hours!), the Eggnog Chugging Contest and the Reindeer Fun Run events have all been put […]
North Pole Flight Command confirms that the test flights of Santa’s sleigh have now left the North Pole and are active now in the skies of Sector 4. As previously announced, the planned flights shifted from Sector 1 to Sector 4 due to active weather in the Pacific. At present, the test flights are over […]
Beatrice, the #2 version of Santa’s new sleigh, is not performing well in test flights. “She’s slow,” said Elf Tex Cramer, a lead designer on the radical new sleigh design. “We need to meet a minimum speed threshold in order to fly this thing on Christmas Eve and we’re not meeting it.” Santa, who has […]
The sudden large new sleigh order placed with the Sleigh Department has unleashed a flurry of activity in several North Pole departments. The Department of Elf Resources has put out an urgent call for experienced sleigh pilots. After conferring with Santa, the Distribution Department, Elf Roger Star at North Pole Flight Command and officials from […]
