Santa Moves Office to Flight Command
Santa Claus has moved his entire office – and his office staff – to North Pole Flight Command. As we have noted already several times the past few months Santa has been deeply invested in the new sleigh slated for use this Christmas. He has been involved in every step of the process from the […]
North Pole Flight Command today announces that the following Regional Tracking Center locations have been confirmed and that contracts for these locations have been signed: Sector 1: Kiribati (Christmas Island, Pacific) Sector 2: Taipei, Taiwan Sector 3: Sint-Niklaas, Belguim Sector 4: Belen, Costa Rica Sector 5: Barra de Navidad, Mexico Elf Supervisors were informed of […]
Version #2 of Santa’s new sleigh is named Beatrice and Santa has ordered 32 new units of this new model to be built. After reviewing the changes based on the flight data of Version #1 (named Amelia) flight engineers feel construction of the 32 new sleighs can happen quickly. “The first batch we built were […]
After more than a week of preliminary test flights of Santa’s new sleigh design there are rumors of troubles. Flight data looks rough. The sleigh has not performed well with landings especially. Flight engineers are working to diagnose the issues. Flight planners at North Pole Flight Command indicate that while there are issues there is […]
The Regional Tracking Center Committee has submitted their final report, which includes their recommended locations for each sector. The Elf Supervisors were informed yesterday of the recommendations. The final step in the process is a sign-off from Santa, then final contract negotiations with the host countries can proceed. It appears the Committee is on track […]
Santa is spending an inordinate about of time at North Pole Flight Command. Staff at Flight Command say that Santa is involved in meetings, discussions about the new sleigh and in review of its performance. He has been here on an almost daily basis. Flight Command also says that Santa and a small contingent of […]
Today marks 200 days until Santa’s launch and according to experts in North Pole Flight Command the project of getting Santa’s sleigh ready for flight is on track despite a slight delay in the launch of test flights. “Our objective is to have the sleigh ready for when Santa leaves,” explained Elf Roger Star. “The […]