Update on Operation Airlift
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Update on Operation Airlift

North Pole Flight Command issued an update on Operation Air Lift, which is a support mechanism for Operation Merry Christmas. It involves thousands of elves, reindeer and sleighs that are dispatched from the North Pole to help with Santa’s…
Operation Airlift
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Operation Airlift Begins to Organize

Sleighs for Operation Airlift are starting to line up for launch at the Sleigh Port at the North Pole. They are starting the long process of operations that happens in advance of Santa’s flight. Operation Airlift is the transport…
Name Santa's Sleigh
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Help Name Santa’s Sleigh

The progress of the test flights of Santa’s sleigh can be tracked on the Santa Tracker at SantaUpdate.com. But there are other things being done to get Santa’s sleigh ready for flight. In the Sleigh Bell Department a tedious musical…
New Version of Santa's Sleigh
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New Version of Santa’s Sleigh Ordered

The test flights of Santa’s sleigh have resulted in new design changes ordered by Flight Command this week. As a result, Version 5 of the sleigh has been ordered to be constructed and then test flown. Version 4 of the sleigh is only…
Test Flight Update
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Test Flight Update

After a few weeks of controversy for the test flights of Santa’s sleigh things have returned to a quiet routine. Officials in North Pole Flight Command announced today the test flights will exit from South America to fly over the skies of…
Donner and Blitzen Return
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Donner and Blitzen Return to the North Pole

Donner and Blitzen have returned to the North Pole after serving for about a week on the test flight team of Santa’s sleigh. They have returned to their places at Santa’s stables and will resume their training routines tomorrow. Reportedly,…
Donner and Blitzen Assigned
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Donner and Blitzen Assigned to Test Flights

Santa’s lead reindeer, Donner and Blitzen, have been sent to the Indian Ocean on an undisclosed mission. Many at the North Pole speculate they will be joining the test flight team in evaluating Santa’s sleigh, though this fact has…
Problems with Santa's Sleigh
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Reports Confirm Issues with Test Flights of Santa’s Sleigh

As reported earlier this week, North Pole News can now confirm that official reports from test pilots flying Santa’s sleigh show the sleigh is operating “sluggishly”. A report, from test pilot Elf Yancy Crumbleigh dated September…
Vixen Joins the Test Flight Team
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Vixen Volunteers for Test Flight Duty

Early this morning Vixen showed up at the flagship of the North Pole Navy in the Atlantic and, according to the ship’s commander, she “reported for duty”. If you recall, Vixen recently left the North Pole to train in Norway in advance…
Investigation of Santa's Sleigh
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Investigation Launched into Santa’s Sleigh

Yesterday’s countdown update from Elf Trixie about “big problems” with the test flights of Santa’s Sleigh has led to a full investigation by North Pole Flight Command. The unexpected report has taken the North Pole by storm. Reaction…
12 Weeks Until Christmas
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12 Weeks Until Christmas

Scoop! It’s 12 weeks until Christmas and I have a bit of breaking news. Whatever it is they are telling you about the test flights of Santa’s sleigh – don’t believe them! For reals. I was talking to a friend of a friend…
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Santa Returns After Ending Mysterious Sleigh Flights

Santa and Mrs. Claus returned to the North Pole today, abruptly ending their mysterious sleigh flight “experiment” that started last month. “It’s July in just a few days and it’s time for us to come back to the North Pole,”…