Trackers Need to Get Sleep

Trackers Urged to Get Sleep

Trackers Need to Get SleepSanta trackers are highly encouraged to get sleep, according to Elf Z, Associate Director of Santa Trackers. Elf Z and others are predicting “the most intense Christmas Eve ever for Santa trackers tracking Santa for Santa”. The crisis in Santa’s workshop has created a firestorm of sleigh activity at the North Pole. Since the first […]
Pipeline to Santa Report

Using the Pipeline to Santa Report

Pipeline to Santa ReportAmong the emergency reports given to us we have one in particular that is being abused rather regularly, especially by Junior Tracker elves: the Pipeline to Santa Report. The purpose of this report is to get information straight to Santa, hopefully when he is on the sleigh. It would be used only in emergency situations […]
Bedtime Management

Christmas Eve Bedtime Management

Bedtime ManagementChristmas Eve bedtimes are a very important topic for all believers, all parents – and even for Santa. To ensure efficient delivery, which is the job of North Pole Flight Command, we operate what we call the Bedtime Advisory Desk. Their sole job is to communicate bedtime advisories. They do this through this special page […]
News from Flight Command

Critical Update from Flight Command

News from Flight CommandMy Fellow Trackers, I am humbled to take on my new duties with you as Associate Director of Santa Trackers and I address you now as a first step in my new role. Elf Crash Murphy, my boss and your boss, has asked me to step up in communicating to you just what is happening […]
Stocking Mail
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Understanding Stocking Mail

Stocking mail always brings a lot of questions. It could be because we only use stocking mail when Santa allows us on Christmas Eve. What is stocking mail? It is a one-way communication service. When Santa gives the signal to use stocking…
Backup Team of Reindeer

Backup Reindeer Team Named

Backup Team of ReindeerThe saga of the back-up team of reindeer serving Santa this Christmas Eve just took a new twist as those reindeer have now been nominated and named by Santa for service. They are: Pokey, Thor, Trixie, The Mighty Mick, Hecules, Flash, Dash, Cash, and Mash. The backup team of reindeer have a lonely and unheralded […]
Elf Z Promoted

Elf Z Promoted to Associate Director

Elf Z PromotedWe are pleased to announce the promotion of Elf Z of North Pole Flight Command as Associate Director of Santa Trackers. He will report to Elf Crash Murphy and will assist him in all duties. Elf Z has been working special projects at North Pole Flight Command, with a special emphasis on AI. His most […]
Silly Questions
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Silly and Not-So-Silly Questions

Elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy catch up on some of the many questions submitted by tens of thousands of believers via SantaUpdate.com the past several weeks. They discuss elf magic and the abilities of Santa and his elves to do things…
Last Chat with Santa
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Last Chat with Santa Sunday

We remind you that North Pole Chat will be busy on Sunday, starting at 3pm EST when Santa will be here for his final chat of the year. This is your last chance to chat with Santa before he launches! As you can imagine these chats with…
Tracker Elves
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Tracker Elves Start to Check In

The difficult news about the crisis in Santa’s workshop has led to a cascading series of events, including the early check-ins of tracker elves worldwide. More elves were requested for duty in Santa’s Workshop from other North Pole…
Trackers Begin Early Check-in

Early Check-Ins Begin for Santa Trackers

Trackers Begin Early Check-inSanta Trackers can now begin early check-ins, according to Elf Crash Murphy, the International Director of Santa Trackers. Tracker elves have been hard at work for months relaying information to the North Pole that will be crucial for Santa’s flight. Thanks to those efforts Santa has a solid flight plan in place to make his […]
Tracker Elves Can Check-In

Tracker Elves Can Check-In

Tracker Elves Can Check-InAfter discussion with the Elf Supervisors this evening we have determined to open check-in for tracker elves through Christmas Eve. This process is an important part of tracking Santa for Santa. Your Elf Supervisors need to know who is working and who is not. I know I asked you to send in an Elf Status […]