Reindeer in Quarantine
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Reindeer Go Into Quarantine

North Pole Flight Command announced late last night that Santa has named his starting team of reindeer. While there are no unknown or unexpected name on that list what they did not mention was that the reindeer have been put into quarantine. Maybe…
2 Weeks Until Christmas
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2 Weeks Until Christmas

Just two weeks now until Christmas. Whoooo! While things continue kind of crazy in Santa’s workshop Mrs. Claus is thinking about Christmas Eve. She knows this Christmas Eve is likely to be very different. Like everyone else, she…
Santa Names his Starting Team

Santa Names His Starting Team of Reindeer

Santa Names his Starting TeamSanta Claus today asked North Pole Flight Command to announce his starting team of reindeer for Christmas Eve. There are no surprises. The team will be led by Rudolph, coupled with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, and Cupid – then anchored by Donner and Blitzen. All of the reindeer are healthy and ready to go. […]
Test Flights
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Test Flights to End Soon

The test flights of Santa’s sleigh may be ending soon. According to flight planners in North Pole Flight Command, the test flights just entered Sector 5 near the US and Mexican border near San Diego. Engineers are testing some loaded…
Tracker Elf Status Report

Elf Status Report Requested

Tracker Elf Status ReportElves, I just need to see who is working and who isn’t working at this time. Please send in an Elf Status Report when you can. Thanks!
Version #6 of Santa

Version #6 of Santa’s Sleigh Ordered

Version #6 of Santa's SleighA new version of Santa’s sleigh – and likely the last version of this season – has been ordered to deploy to Sector 5 for testing. The latest version of the sleigh will begin test flights on December 10th. A press conference was held today at North Pole Flight Command about Santa’s sleigh. It was […]
15 Days to Santa

15 Days to Santa’s Launch

15 Days to Santa's LaunchSanta’s launch from the North Pole happens in just 15 days. This is the point in the season when many people discover that our countdown clock does NOT countdown to Christmas. That’s because Santa launches well before Christmas. He leaves the North Pole just before Christmas Eve dawns in Sector 1. For folks in Sector […]
Santa Wants More Tracker Elves
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Santa Wants More Tracker Elves

North Pole Flight Command announced yesterday that as part of the Kringle Plan Santa wants to increase tracker elves who track Santa for Santa by 5 million. North Pole Flight Command said Santa wants 3 million of those in Sector 5 alone.…
Test Flights

Test Flights Shift to Sector 5

Test FlightsNorth Pole Flight Command is directing the next phase of test flights of Santa’s Sleigh to Sector 5. Elf Buck Sanchez, flight director at the North Pole, said the nature of the test flights have changed due to recent changes in Santa’s flight plan specifically for Sector 5. With Santa’s workshop in crisis and behind […]
More Tracker Elves Needed

More Tracker Elves Needed

More Tracker Elves NeededAfter long discussions with Santa, Elf Roger Star, director of North Pole Flight Command, has informed the Tracking Department of the immediate need for 5 million more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. “That sounds like a lot but it really isn’t at this time of the year.” Elf Roger Star, who previously served […]
Elf on the Shelf
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Do You Have an Elf? Take Our Survey

Do you have an elf? The North Pole would like your opinion. The tradition of visiting elves popularly known as Elf on the Shelf has long been questioned. Many love the tradition while many others are critical of it. We have explained that…
5000 Reindeer

5000 Reindeer Activated

5000 ReindeerNorth Pole Flight Command today activated 5000 more reindeer, bringing the total of reindeer placed into service during the first week of December to 7000. The reindeer were activated to help move gifts, presents, toys and surprises made by Santa’s workshop to strategic locations around the world so they can later be loaded on to […]