When Bad News Happens

When Bad News Happens

When Bad News HappensYears ago I got my start in the news business quite by accident. I was working in the North Pole Post Office and there we received lots of letters that were not FOR Santa but were ABOUT Santa. They still get these kinds of letters. They were letters from kids with doubts. Or from people […]
Reindeer Report in Shape
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Santa’s Reindeer Report in Shape

Santa’s main reindeer team – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph – have been evaluated by the team at Santa’s Stables and all are reportedly in excellent shape. In an interesting development…
Test Flights to Shift West

Test Flight Plans for October

Test Flights to Shift WestWhile test flights of Santa’s sleigh continue over the skies of Sector 3 in Europe and Africa in the waning days of September the management team of North Pole Flight Command announced today that test flights will soon shift west. The flights will move from Sector 3 and will briefly be in the skies of […]
Reindeer Return
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Surprise Return of Santa’s Reindeer

BREAKING NEWS: According to inbound radar data at North Pole Flight Command it appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is happening now. Weather conditions are making it difficult to determine the number of reindeer, their precise speed…
Reindeer Return

Radar Indicates Return of Reindeer

Reindeer ReturnRadar at North Pole Flight Command has detected a very large number of reindeer are on approach to the North Pole Sleigh Port. It appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is imminent. Santa’s reindeer leave the North Pole in mid-to-late January every year after Christmas is over. They return to their home countries and are […]
Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade
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Changes to the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade

The Parade Committee, charged with directing the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade at the North Pole, announced significant changes for the parade this year. The time of the parade has been changed from starting at 8am to beginning two hours…
Promotion Questions

Promotion Questions in Sector 5

Promotion QuestionsI cannot speak for any of the other Elf Supervisors but since made the announcement about promotions yesterday I have been flooded with questions. Let me see if I can make this more clear for elves in Sector 5. First of all, if you want added responsibility as an elf, I want to streamline the […]
Version 3 of Santa

Version 3 of Sleigh Ordered

Version 3 of Santa's SleighA new version of Santa’s sleigh has been ordered and the Sleigh Department will be delivering it sometime in the new few days. Version 3, as it is being called, will feature a new wind screen angled for better aerodynamics, improvements to the sleigh dashboard, more upgrades to onboard lights, and advanced weather-proofing. Version 2, […]
Workshop Crisis Gets Worse
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Santa’s Workshop is VERY Behind

After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe…
Elf Promotions

Elf Promotions Active

Elf PromotionsFellow Elves and Trackers in the Service of Santa, It is shaping up to be an interesting season already. While I can report that we are on track with our early reporting in our efforts to track Santa for Santa I can tell you now that more will be asked of us this year. While […]
Should I Change My Wish List
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Stress About Santa’s Workshop

A report today from the North Pole Post Office suggests that believers around the world are starting to stress over the delays reported in Santa’s Workshop. Santa asked Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole, to report on trends of…
14 Weeks Until Christmas
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14 Weeks Until Christmas

There are now just 14 weeks left until Christmas. Can you believe it? Last week I talked about the workshop and the big tent out by the reindeer barn. This week I want to talk about willows, green grass and ferns. I know. You think…