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Elf Agent X Deploys Elves Around the World

No cause for alarm, this is just routine: in the past hour Elf Agent X sent the order to deploy millions of elves around the world for duty in aiding in Santa's flight. Aside from the millions of Secert Spies Elf Agent X has enlisted in the…
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Santa Heads in for a Long Winter's Nap

I was walking over to the stables a few minutes ago when I ran into Santa. He said that he was just checking on the team one last time before he went to bed. He said the next time he will see them is when he walks out to get in the sleigh.…
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Mrs. Claus Cranks Out a Record Volume of Sugar Cookies

We've been so busy here at the North Pole that it has been a while since we checked in on Mrs. Claus. This is one of the biggest days of the year for her because she personally oversees getting Santa ready to fly. With all the reindeer problems…
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Elves Rush to Get Santa's Sleigh Ready

I just spoke with Elf Quinton. While the crisis unfolded with the reindeer Elf Quinton and his team in Research and Development continued to work with Santa's new sleigh to stabilize the ride. "I don't know," Elf Quinton said. "I just got…
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Santa Says the Kids Save the Day

What an incredible story unfolding at the North Pole at this hour! All of Santa's reindeer appear to be healthy and they are getting ready to fly. According to Elf Victor, the credit goes to the baby reindeer born over the past month at the…
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Where Are All the Baby Reindeer?

It has been bothering me for a while that I cannot find Elf Victor or Elf Lionel or even Santa to find out what is going on with the reindeer situation. As of just a few hours ago we had terrible news about Santa's reindeer and it appeared that…
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More Good News: Blitzen and Dasher Doing Better

Blitzen and Dasher were seen just moments ago romping together in the meadow as the snow is falling gently here at the North Pole. They were as happy as two reindeer could be, running and jumping and bumping heads. Like kids on Christmas, I…
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Good news! Rudolph Flying Around the North Pole

Rudolph was among the 5 A-team reindeer to be diagnosed with the Sleigh Bell Virus yesterday but just moments ago I saw him flying laps around the flagpole in the middle of the North Pole. I couldn't believe it so I rushed over to the stables…
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Santa Tends to Reindeer Personally

With just hours to go until liftoff Santa should be working with Elf Billy on finalizing his route and receiving all of the latest weather updates. Instead Santa is in the stables personally tending to all of the sick reindeer. I tried to…
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New Sleigh Must Have Healthy Reindeer to Fly

It's late at night here at the North Pole but I ran across Elf Quinton pacing outside of his office. I could tell that something was bothering him so I stopped and asked him what was wrong. "I just finished with the finishing touches on…
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Santa's Workshop Still Behind Schedule with Just Hours to Go

We are now under 48 hours until takeoff and the reports coming out of the workshop are not good. The production has picked up with the arrival of the Tooth Fairies but they are still behind schedule. I managed to get a quick interview with…
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Santa Worried About Reindeer; Anxiety Spreads at the North Pole

With liftoff just a couple of days away, Santa is worried about the health of the reindeer. Over 600 of them have now become ill with what we have started referring to as the Sleigh Bell Virus. I caught up with Santa just a little while ago. "We've…