Life as an Elf
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Christmas Eve Weather Looks Snowy

Merry greetings all! There’s a nip in the air here at the North Pole but we still know the bitter cold and the deep snow of winter are a few weeks away. In fact, I stopped in at the Weather Center and had a chat with Elf Billy. I wanted…
Life as an Elf
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What Mrs. Claus is Really Like

For all the questions we receive about Santa we get nearly an equal amount of questions about Mrs. Claus. I personally think that is a good thing. No, it’s a great thing. Mrs. Claus is, without a doubt, the secret behind the success of…
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Santa Begins Efforts to Recruit Tracker Elves

One of the big secrets of the North Pole Tracking Department has been revealed. In the past week elves have quietly opened a new website designed to manage and recruit millions of new Santa tracker elves. The site is called SantaTrackers.net.…
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Workshop Goes High Tech

Hey everyone! I took a tour of Santa’s workshop the other day. Those guys have some neat new gizmos in there to help them do their jobs better. You probably already know about power nail guns and power staplers and that kind of stuff.…
Life as an Elf
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How Elves Poop and Other Secrets of North Pole Life

I was stunned to get this question via the mail to the North Pole this week: How do elves poop? I’m not answering it. And that’s because elves poop like everyone else and it’s disgusting and I don’t want to talk about it. But…
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Santa Celebrates Canadian Thanksgiving

Hello everyone and to our Canadian friends especially we wish a Happy Thanksgiving! Santa, as you well know by now, just loves the Thanksgiving holiday. He thinks it is the most important holiday on the calendar and he is glad that the Christmas…
Santa's Reindeer
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Training Schedule Set for Reindeer

Merry Greetings one and all! We have had some pretty serious snow fall here at the North Pole in the last week or so. That has made the reindeer really frisky. Elf Victor says he is glad to see that. Now is the time of year when the real…
Life as an Elf
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What Elves Eat

I just wanted to say thanks to all the folks who sent me email after last week’s column. I had no idea how much interest there is in elf life. Our little discussion about elves in your home really brought forward a ton of questions. You…
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Santa Gets Interviewed

Greetings! We look forward to the first weekend in October every year. That has traditionally been the time when Santa has met with a member of the media for his one and only interview of the year. But we were surprised this year when…
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Tracking Department Mum on Big Plans

Hi everyone! As September ends everywhere here at the North Pole the signs of Christmas getting closer are evident. Every department here at the North Pole is pushing to meet their annual goals, just so they can be fully ready for the…
Life as an Elf
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Elves in Your House

Everybody knows about the Big Elf who goes down your chimney in the dark of night every Christmas. His name is Santa Claus. We all welcome him into our homes with great anticipation. But there are other elves that go to your house. Perhaps…
Life as an Elf
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Big Top Secret Meetings Underway

**Breaking News** There are big meetings going on at the North Pole this morning. Santa called in his head elves from the Tracking Department first. Then the North Pole Security Department led by Elf Agent X came in. The doors have been closed…