Santa Wants More Tracker Elves

Santa Wants More Tracker Elves

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North Pole Flight Command announced yesterday that as part of…
Test Flights

Test Flights Shift to Sector 5

Test FlightsNorth Pole Flight Command is directing the next phase of test flights of Santa’s Sleigh to Sector 5. Elf Buck Sanchez, flight director at the North Pole, said the nature of the test flights have changed due to recent changes in Santa’s flight plan specifically for Sector 5. With Santa’s workshop in crisis and behind […]
More Tracker Elves Needed

More Tracker Elves Needed

More Tracker Elves NeededAfter long discussions with Santa, Elf Roger Star, director of North Pole Flight Command, has informed the Tracking Department of the immediate need for 5 million more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. “That sounds like a lot but it really isn’t at this time of the year.” Elf Roger Star, who previously served […]
Elf on the Shelf

Do You Have an Elf? Take Our Survey

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Do you have an elf? The North Pole would like your opinion.…
5000 Reindeer

5000 Reindeer Activated

5000 ReindeerNorth Pole Flight Command today activated 5000 more reindeer, bringing the total of reindeer placed into service during the first week of December to 7000. The reindeer were activated to help move gifts, presents, toys and surprises made by Santa’s workshop to strategic locations around the world so they can later be loaded on to […]
More Sleighs and Reindeer

Huge Increase in Sleighs and Reindeer

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North Pole Flight Command today announced yet another big increase…
Elf on the Shelf

Elf on the Shelf to Be Addressed in North Pole Chat

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It could be a very interesting time in North Pole Chat this coming…
Elf On the Shelf

New Discoveries About Elf on the Shelf

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Our North Pole Radio News report the other day about mail coming…
Sleighs

Sleigh Department Quickly Building More Sleighs

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There are more sleighs at the North Pole than any other place…
Santa's List Day

Santa’s List Day at the North Pole

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It is Santa’s list day at the North Pole. That has nothing…
1500 Reindeer

1500 More Reindeer Activated

1500 ReindeerNorth Pole Flight Command has notified the Reindeer Operations Department of their intention to activate 1500 more reindeer as soon as today. This brings the total of reindeer activated this week to 2000. Never in the history of the North Pole have so many reindeer been called up this early in Operation Merry Christmas. This […]
Workshop is 33 Days Behind

Santa’s Workshop is 33 Days Behind

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The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that…