Kabul Reports a Merry Christmas

Troops and villagers in Afganistan and in parts of Pakistan are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. While there are security concerns in this part of the world Elf Agent X reports that there have been no problems.

The frenzy continues at the North Pole with both the workshop and Wrapping Department working at top speed. Operation Christmas Airlift, as Elf Quinton has taken to calling it, commenced in the past hour moving sleighs around the world with elves on board making toys and wrapping presents on the go — the first time in history that has happened. We’ll keep you informed as to how that is going.

— Elf Ernest

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