Thousands of New Elf Jobs Posted

In the wake of the announcement made days ago about five million new tracker elves wanted for this Christmas season the Department of Elf Resources today posted what amounts to thousands of new positions for elves employed through SantaTrackers.net.

Last year more than 4 million new elves were recruited and if this year’s goal of 5 million is met that will make more than 10 million tracker elves working for Santa world wide. (Santa, of course, has thousands more of us employed at the North Pole and in places all over the world).

“With all these new elves we need some structure to manage them and their activities,” said Elf Sandy Claus (no relation), head elf at the Department of Elf Resources at the North Pole. “We would like experienced elves to work in senior elf capacities all over the world. We need City Captains, State and Province Representatives and Ambassadors from each country. Those positions alone will require thousands and thousands of applicants.”

There are other jobs posted there too. “Specialists”, I think they call them.

These are not jobs posted to the general public. These are jobs for folks who are already elves. If you want to become an elf, you’ll have to start at the bottom, just as we all do. Being an elf is fun!

But it is hard work and I imagine these new elf jobs will take people with lots of skills and talent.

Elves here at the North Pole were excited to hear about all these new opportunities. You see, elves love to meet new elves.

If you end up getting an interview for one of these jobs, I hope you tell us about it!

Elf Ernest

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