The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 92 days behind with 61 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard and others in leadership at Santa’s Workshop are frustrated at the slower results of the past week. Essentially, while the Workshop performed at a very high level, it needs to do […]
The efforts of the past month to get needed supplies for Santa’s Workshop appears to be nearing it’s conclusion. Some of Santa’s A-team of reindeer are slated to return this week to the North Pole. Prancer and Vixen are scheduled to return after weeks of running materials from South East Asia with Team Loco, a […]
North Pole Flight Command is watching the weather more than usual due to the extra efforts to help Santa’s workshop. Current conditions include periods of white out, somewhat impacting arriving and departing sleighs at the North Pole Sleigh Port. According to Elf Seymour Snow even long-range weather forecasts indicate heavy snow for the North Pole. […]
Hi Elves! I have a report I need from all elves in all sectors at this time – a Local Christmas Report. Please go to this link to send it in to your Elf Supervisor. We are not expecting a huge positive response from this report. But let me tell you why we’re doing this. […]
The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 99 days behind with 68 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Excellent progress is being made as elves are literally working in shifts around the clock to catch up. Santa and Mrs. Claus have met with department heads in the workshop, in Reindeer Operations, […]
Santa wants more tracker elves. According to Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, Santa has expressed concerns about his coming up flight on Christmas Eve. He wants more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. Tracking Santa for Santa is different than just merely tracking Santa. It means becoming an elf by taking […]
Boy, what a day it has been. Meetings, phone calls, Zoom meetings – we have just had it all going on. Basically it all boils down to this, gang: this crisis in Santa’s workshop is changing the face of tracking Santa for Santa this year. I’m still trying to figure out how it is going […]
Santa recently met with Elf Victor, head elf of Reindeer Operations, and with Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, at Kringle Reindeer Ranch of the Great White North in Canada. Santa left his family celebration of Thanksgiving with family in Canada to hold the impromptu meeting. In the meeting Santa directed Elf Victor […]
The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 116 days behind with 75 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Some elves at the North Pole fear that is not a fast enough pace. But since they started estimating how many days behind the Workshop is they have made up more than a […]
North Pole Flight Command has informed us that they are now testing version 4 of Santa’s sleigh and that a fleet of 12 sleighs of this version have been ordered for test flights later this month. This new version will be equipped with a new AI-enhanced device known as the Believer Information System. Elf Buck […]
Have you noticed all the use of AI in everything right now? School teachers and college professors are beside themselves with how many students these days use ChatGPT or some other kind of “artificial Intelligence” to do their homework assignments. AI is being used in everything from buying tickets for shows or for transportation; to […]
A new version of Santa’s Sleigh – #4 – has been ordered to be built and rushed to test flight teams out in the field as soon as possible. Engineers in Flight Command that reports of the performance of Santa’s Sleigh are exceptional. They declare that the sleigh is weeks ahead of schedule in its […]
