More Trackers Needed

Report Suggests More Tracker Elves Are Needed

More Trackers NeededThe Department of Redundancy Department filed a report with North Pole Flight Command today suggesting that more tracker elves are needed to track Santa for Santa this year. The report comes as a big surprise because the Tracking Department’s own accounting suggests that recruitment numbers for new tracker elves are at an all-time high and […]
The Kringle Plan
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The Kringle Plan Gets to Work

Over the weekend North Pole Flight Command introduced something they call The Kringle Plan. It is an emergency plan put in place by Santa to help recover from the crisis in Santa’s Workshop. Under the plan the first of several early…
500 Reindeer

500 Reindeer Activated into Service

500 ReindeerThe Reindeer Operations Department is today working to fulfill an order for 500 reindeer to be activated into service starting tomorrow. The activation is part of the Kringle Plan. These reindeer will begin freighting operations to move goods from the North Pole to strategic locations around the world in advance of Santa’s Christmas Eve ride. […]
Sector 1

Test Flights Return to Sector 1

Sector 1The test flights of Santa’s sleigh are returning to the skies of Sector 1. Flight engineers and sleigh designers report that Santa’s sleigh is performing exceptionally well. They feel they could benefit from more warm weather flight training. Currently they are working on version #5 of Santa’s sleigh and depending on what they learn in […]
Sleigh Fleet Deploys

Sleigh Fleet Begins Operations

Sleigh Fleet DeploysThe North Pole Sleigh Force was mobilized today at the North Pole. They will be operating under direction from North Pole Flight Command, according to the Kringle Plan. An undetermined number of sleighs are being outfitted to begin moving gifts produced at Santa’s Workshop and packed by the North Pole Wrapping Department to various strategic […]
The Kringle Plan

Announcing the Kringle Plan

The Kringle PlanFor several months SantaUpdate.com has provided news of a crisis in Santa’s workshop. Many elves and North Pole departments have been working for months to resolve the situation. Now it is time for North Pole Flight Command to aid in the effort. Today we announce the Kringle Plan. It is a modification of our normal […]
Thanksgiving Blizzard
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Winter Blizzard Warning for Thanksgiving

The Weather Department at North Pole Flight Command has issued a blizzard warning for the North Pole for Monday through Friday next week. The timing of the storm could not be worse. The Sleigh Port at the North Pole is always very…
New Version of Santa

Version #5 of the Sleigh Ordered

New Version of Santa's SleighSanta’s sleigh will receive new modifications and upgrades this week. Version #5 has been ordered and will be delivered for testing by November 17th. According to engineers in the Sleigh Department the modifications are the result of recent long-range high speed tests that have seen the test flights cover very long distances in recent weeks. […]
Long range test flights

Long Range Speed Tests Kick Off

Long range test flightsThe test flights of Santa’s sleigh are entering a period of long range speed tests. This will mean broad jumps of Santa’s sleigh over large portions of the map. You can follow the test flights on the big map located at SantaTrackers.net. Over the past several months the test flights have been confined to just […]
Test Flights

Test Flights Shifting

Test FlightsTest Flights of Santa’s Sleigh will be shifting over the next few weeks. They have been in Sector 1 for a month and previously were in both Sectors 5 and 3. But after a brief run through South America and Sector 4 they will be going through speed trials. Speed trials are long runs that […]
Version #4 Sleigh Ordered

Version #4 of the Sleigh Ordered

Version #4 Sleigh OrderedA new version of Santa’s Sleigh – #4 – has been ordered to be built and rushed to test flight teams out in the field as soon as possible. Engineers in Flight Command that reports of the performance of Santa’s Sleigh are exceptional. They declare that the sleigh is weeks ahead of schedule in its […]
North Pole Navy Sends Ships
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North Pole Navy Adds Ships

North Pole Flight Command announced late yesterday the addition of 16 freighters to the fleet of ships deployed in support of Operation Merry Christmas. It is believed the ships will be working special missions to help re-supply Santa’s…