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Getting Ready for the Elf Parade

Two months from today is the annual Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade at the North Pole and around the world. The countdown to the launch of Operation Merry Christmas is highlighted by this big event. Each year on Thanksgiving Day the Elf Parade…
Santa Tracker
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Secrets of a Professional Santa Tracker

In a special episode of the North Pole Podcast elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy discuss the work of a professional Santa Tracker, Elf Petey LaCroix. Elf Petey is part of a team of special elves charged with tracking Santa's sleigh on Christmas…
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More Tracker Elves Wanted

International Director of Santa Trackers, Elf Crash Murphy, has published today an invitation to believers everywhere to become elves by tracking Santa for Santa. “It’s not an emergency but an invitation,” Elf Crash Murphy said. “The…
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Santa Scouts the Sleigh

From somewhere in the South Pacific Santa Claus met with field tracker Elf Petey LaCroix this week to scout test flights of Santa’s sleigh. As reported earlier, Santa wanted to see new equipment in action and to discuss with Elf Petey the…
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100 Days Until Santa Launches from the North Pole

There are 100 days now until Santa launches. This important milestone is marked on official North Pole websites and on countdown clocks around the world. Operation Merry Christmas – the traditional name of Santa’s mission – appears…
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Elf Scout Goes into Hiding

Elf Petey LaCroix, famed professional tracker of Santa who customarily reports on North Pole Radio News each Christmas Eve, has been dispatched from the North Pole to a secret location somewhere in Sector 1. Days ago it was reported that…
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Reindeer Tracking Office Launches

Several weeks ago North Pole Flight Command announced the addition of the Reindeer Tracking Office. That office opened today. Unfortunately, there are no reindeer yet at the North Pole to track. However, those reindeer now working the…
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Test Flight Accomplishes a New Speed Record

Santa’s new sleigh – which is still on Version 2 – has set a new speed record in the past few days. Test flights of Santa’s sleigh have wandered north from Central America to the southern United States. Recently, on an extended flight…
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Santa Escapes Again

He did it again. Santa escaped the near-certain capture we reported earlier this week from the state of Michigan in Sector 5. As we reported then, Santa was spotted in a restaurant in Portland, Michigan and the elves of North Pole Security…
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Santa Tracked to Michigan

A burger restaurant in Portland, Michigan is the scene of the latest sighting of Santa Claus. A tipster, thought to be a tracker elf from Sector 5, reported he thought Santa might be in Michigan after seeing Santa chowing down on a cheeseburger…
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Reports of Santa in Norway

Santa Claus has been spotted in the Norwegian village of Dombas in recent days. It is believed there is a reindeer ranch not far from that small town. North Pole Flight Command reports several villagers have contacted the North Pole to say…
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Elf Supervisors in Iceland for Training

Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, is in Iceland this week to conduct training for Elf Supervisors. The Elf Supervisors are there to plan the months ahead for tracker elves in the employ of tracking Santa for Santa…