Tracking Santa
, ,

Santa Back in Russia

Santa has been welcomed to the Russian city of Perm in the last little bit. And half a world away thousands of elf-driven sleighs are being deployed to North America. Please note that we have no such threats on record for either Europe…
Tracking Santa
, ,

Thousands of Sleighs Bound for North America

Santa is in Maldives. Just in case you wanted to know. But we're being flooded with calls here about this new security issue. I can't tell you what the specific threat is. They won't tell me so I can't tell you. But I can tell…
Tracking Santa
, , ,

Multiple Sightings of Santa in Mumbai

We have reports from several sources from the big city of Mumbai that Santa is there. And now the Tracking Center at the North Pole confirms Santa's arrival there too. So it must be true. What remains unclear right now is what the…
Tracking Santa
, , ,

Sri Lanka Salutes Santa

It has been 13 hours since Santa launched from the North Pole and he has now arrived in Sri Lanka. Santa continues to be way ahead of schedule. If Santa is aware of whatever the trouble is in North America he's not talking about it.…
Tracking Santa
, ,

Remote Russia Sees Santa

Santa has shot north into the interior of remote Russia. Not a lot of people in these parts. Santa moves along through this area pretty fast. News from the North Pole includes some sort of security concerns in North America. Agent…
Tracking Santa
, , ,

Santa is in Tibet

Santa has arrived in Tibet and that's a beautiful place. Of course, Santa can't tell that right now. It's dark there, after all. We would note that it is midday now in the Americas and getting much later into Christmas Eve evening in…
Tracking Santa
, ,

Bangladesh Reports

Santa has moved on to Bangladesh. He is moving very, very fast. Even the North Pole is having a hard time keeping up with him. Santa has been in flight more than 12 hours now. He's not even half way done yet. -- Elf Ernest Click…
Tracking Santa
, ,

Myanmar Welcomes Santa

Santa is in Myanmar. That's all I have to say about that. You see, Christmas is kind of against the law in Myanmar. It's a weird place. -- Elf Ernest Click here to listen to the latest Kringle Radio News Report: http://hosterz.com/2016/ChristmasEve/91.mp3 Crucial…
Tracking Santa
, ,

Santa is in Thailand

Santa has been welcomed to Thailand. The military there sent jet fighters to escort Santa. But Santa waved them off. Those puny jets just slow him down. Santa hates when the military guys do this, like they are doing him some kind…
Tracking Santa
, ,

Jakarta Welcomes Santa

Santa Claus has arrived in Jakarta. There are a LOT of people in Jakarta. I wonder if it will take Santa more time to get through there. I doubt it. Up here at the North Pole the Christmas party is under way at the Claus residence. They…
Tracking Santa
, ,

Vietnam Reports Santa is There

Vietnam just called. They say Santa is there. We say, "we know". And Merry Christmas. What do they expect me to say when they call me with this stuff? Some of these countries are pretty funny. And silly. -- Elf Ernest Click…
Tracking Santa
, ,

Taiwan Celebrates Santa

Santa has arrived now in Taiwan. I think some people in Taiwan were caught by surprise. We just got a phone call from a lady there who said she needed Santa to leave and come back later. She hasn't even unpacked her stocking from last year.…