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Santa Scheduled to Launch the Sleigh in 24 Hours

Greetings all! It’s crunch time here at the North and all hands are on deck. The big questions lingering right now center on the readiness of Operation Merry Christmas and whether enough time remains to recover from the damage done…
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Santa Urges the World to Forgive

Hi everyone! The story of the Merry Prankster comes to a stunning end as Santa is urging all at the North Pole to “forgive and forget”. The Merry Prankster has been identified as former Elf Charley who was previously employed as…
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Prankster Nearly Caught

Hi everyone! Over the past 24 hours we have been receiving a flood of concerned comments and emails about the North Pole’s problem with the Merry Prankster. Frankly, folks are frustrated that he hasn’t been caught yet and they are concerned…
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Merry Prankster Vows to Stop Santa

WOW! What a turn of events today in the story of the Merry Prankster. Right in the middle of the lunch rush every radio, television and loud speaker today was somehow hijacked by the Merry Prankster and we heard his voice. (Click the…
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Celebrating St. Nicholas Day

Merry Christmas everyone! Today Santa held a very special workshop for elves and their families. He shared the history and traditions of St. Nicholas of old. Today, of course, is St. Nicholas Day. Some think Santa and St. Nicholas…
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Santa Says the Prankster is Naughty

Greetings! Another big meeting today of department head elves, Elf Agent X and even Santa to discuss again the Merry Prankster situation. For the first time in public EVER Santa has declared someone NAUGHTY. The rumors have been around…
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Santa Wants Millions of New Elves

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! Santa met with senior elves from the Tracking Department and informed them that he wanted 4 million new tracker elves in place by the time he flies on Christmas Eve. The number shocked everyone in the Tracking…
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Who is the Merry Prankster?

Hello again! Santa today held an emergency meeting with top staff members to discuss the Merry Prankster situation. “Here’s what we know,” Santa said. “We know he is one of us – an elf. How else could he do what he does? So…
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Santa’s Workshop Ahead of Schedule

Happy Friday all! It has been a very productive week at the North Pole. I just got out of a meeting and things are moving right along for Operation Merry Christmas. The tracking department has an ambitious schedule this year and is very busy…
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Santa Sends Congratulations to the Chicago Cubs

Several astute fans of Santa have written to the North Pole today to ask if Santa is pleased the Chicago Cubs have won the World Series. As many know, in his annual interview every year Santa has mentioned the Chicago Cubs. He first brought…
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Santa Begins Efforts to Recruit Tracker Elves

One of the big secrets of the North Pole Tracking Department has been revealed. In the past week elves have quietly opened a new website designed to manage and recruit millions of new Santa tracker elves. The site is called SantaTrackers.net.…
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Santa Celebrates Canadian Thanksgiving

Hello everyone and to our Canadian friends especially we wish a Happy Thanksgiving! Santa, as you well know by now, just loves the Thanksgiving holiday. He thinks it is the most important holiday on the calendar and he is glad that the Christmas…