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Santa Visits South Korea

Reports are coming in from South Korea. Does that mean Santa is returning to North Korea? After the controversy there last Christmas it is hard to say what Santa will decide. The government doesn't like Santa there very much. There…
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BREAKING NEWS: Massive Fireball Spotted Over the Pacific

A massive fireball was spotted over the north central Pacific ocean in the past few minutes. Apparently Jingle Bell 1 has met her fate, blown up into a gazillion tiny bits to become food for fish and the wildlife of the sea. You have…
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Santa Spotted Over Tokyo

We're receiving multiple reports of Santa sightings in the skies of Tokyo. The Tracking Center confirms that Santa is there at this very moment. Elf Victor has arrived by sleigh to take a look at a little problem with a tender foot…
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Japan Sends in First Reports

We're receiving reports of Santa's first visits to Japan, a fact confirmed by the report below from the News Department at the North Pole. Meanwhile, there are some "minor" concerns about Vixen. She reportedly has some sort of problem…
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Will Snow Be an Issue in Europe for Santa?

Santa continues to make headway in the far east at this hour. Conditions are perfect and Santa is on track. Upcoming weather concerns for Santa in Europe are getting a lot of discussion at the tracking department. - Elf Ernest Coming…
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Jingle Bell 1 to Be Destroyed

As Santa moves on to Papua New Guinea we're receiving urgent news about Jingle Bell 1: it is slated to soon be destroyed. Jingle Bell 1 was not designed just to be a portable North Pole with a workshop and everything -- it was made…
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Happy Reports Now in from Melbourne

Santa is now in the city of Melbourne in the last little while. - Elf Ernest Coming up next: A check-in with Venezuela Hang-Your-Stockings Reminders: All of Greenland Active Bedtime Warnings: Kathmandu Listen to Elf Gomer…
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Airlift to Evacuate Jingle Bell 1 Underway

Santa continues his work in Australia and is looking forward to visiting south east Asia soon. Meanwhile, it appears that a massive airlift to evacuate elves OFF of Jingle Bell 1 is underway. We don't know if this is happening according…
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Australia Reports!

Santa is in Australia and -- boy!! -- are we hearing about it! Sleigh sightings, happy emails of Santa's presents, reports of eaten cookies -- it is all coming from Australia in a big way right now. THANK YOU for your emails! Santa…
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Santa Tells Central Asia to Go to Bed

Santa is in New Caledonia, some small islands far off the north east coast of Australia. The weather there is good and the reindeer are reportedly doing well, as is Santa himself. A rash of bedtime warnings for all parts of Asia…
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Santa Calls for More Secret Spies in the Americas

Santa is either on or very close to Midway island, according to the latest tracking data. Meanwhile, concerns are growing for Santa later in his flight, especially in the Americas. Santa has a need for MORE secret spies there. Any…
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Trackers in Europe Gear up for Santa

Santa is now in Siberia and we are receiving multiple reports of a Merry Christmas there. As Santa pushes West the anticipation builds in other parts of the world. Weather and tradition are the talk of trackers in Poland, as you…