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NORAD Unhappy about All the Extra Sleighs

The island of Guam is celebrating a Merry Christmas at this time thanks to Santa's recent visits there. In other news, NORAD is complaining to the North Pole about all the sleigh drones in use and how they are complicating their…
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A New Phase in Operation Merry Christmas?

The islands of the seas in Micronesia as well as ships at large in that general area are reporting visits from Santa at this time. Sleigh operations continue to go smoothly and the reindeer are reportedly in fine condition and feeling…
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North Pole Christmas Party Begins

Wake Island is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. As Elf Butch reported from there hours ago fireworks have gone off in celebration, just as he said they would. At the North Pole the music has been turned on, the food is…
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North Pole Navy Delivers to Africa

Santa is in the Marshall Islands and Elf Crash has a live report accessible below that talks about that visit. In other news, the ship located off the coast of Africa belonging to the North Pole Navy has just made a delivery of food,…
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Santa Hits Some Rainy Weather

Santa and his sleigh have run into a little bit of warm summer rain over the Tasman Sea. Weather spotters say it is not a serious weather event and in no way will slow down Santa. Meanwhile, coal shipments to Jingle Bell 1 have slowed…
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Trouble in Argentina

While Santa continues to work the islands and ships of the South Pacific at this hour we are receiving some disturbing news from the South American country of Argentina. According to unnamed sources in the Department of North Pole Security…
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New Zealand Gives a Merry Report

We're receiving reports that Santa is in New Zealand. It is a bit bigger country, more populated than other islands Santa has recently visited. He may be there a while longer. Bed time warnings have gone out to many places in the…
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Samoa Celebrates

Santa is working quickly. Reports from Samoa are happy, complete -- and coming in very fast. In fact, watchers in the Tracking Center say that Santa has never completed Samoa in the time he has tonight -- a new record! One of several…
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What’s with all the sleighs?

Santa is in Tonga at the moment and folks there are very happy. But like all of us they questions what is up with all the sleighs. Nearly 100 sleighs are active in the skies of the South Pacific. They are not delivering anything,…
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BREAKING NEWS: Fiji Reports First Visits from Santa

The South Pacific island nation of Fiji gets the first visit from Santa this year, thrilling residents of that tropical paradise. In other news Elf Crash Murphy, who is trailing Santa in a chaser sleigh, reports that Santa made contact…
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Radio Silence as Santa Heads South

Santa has ordered radio silence, even though he has been tracking over the North Atlantic. Indicators in the Tracking Department show that Santa his engaged in a burst of high speed and his direction now is due south. Radio silence usually…
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Where is Santa going?

It is still very early on Santa's flight. Some here are concerned with Santa's flight path, which is trending south and east -- completely opposite of where he needs to go. While Santa discusses weather issues and other events that might…